The science has come a long way since Maury Povich.
So, I'm thinking, why don't we give President Obama the nicest Father's
Day gift of all; the identity of his father? It's so simple.
- Secure just one of many cups, glasses, bottles, or straws from which Barry has publicly sipped ...
- Get a similar sample from a known Obama Sr. relative, like step-brother George in Kenya ...
- Send the samples to the DNA lab of your choice.
That's it. When the test reveals that Barack Obama Sr. is
innocent, hone in on likely subjects like Malcom X, Frank Davis, or
even O.J.. Simpson. It's not that much work, and think of
the thrill our President will experience upon receiving the good news.
Your name will be a White Household word!
You're welcome.
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If the father were X, Davis or OJ, then he is a natural born citizen.
ReplyDeleteCan we get DNA from Satan or Lumumba or Mugabe or Mao or Web Hubbell or Bill Clinton too? They seem more likely.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
And if it's Zorblaxian, will we have to be nauseated while he bows to the ruler? Imagine that. No, we don't want him here either!
ReplyDeleteMy only motive for getting to the bottom of Obama's past has been for truth's sake. I don't think Obama himself knows who he is, or where he was born. Obama's mother may not be sure who the father is.
ReplyDeleteI think you're right, which makes the hiding and avoidance even more distasteful.
ReplyDeleteBelly up to the bar, Barry. Be a man about your past and face the consequences.