scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Sunday, May 09, 2010
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The first time you hug your dad and feel breasts, it’s like, ‘This is weird.’ I guess that’s the quote of the day this Mother’s Day.
When you kiss Grandma and she tries to slip you some tongue.....
ReplyDeleteTim
AAAHHHH!!! STOP IT, STOP IT! STOP MESSING WITH MY BRAIN!
ReplyDeleteHis troubles began when he began fixating on amputees, or anything that had lost a limb....
ReplyDeleteBaby Susy came home very excitedly from her first day of kindergarten.
ReplyDelete"Mommy, Mommy," she cried, "Jimmy showed me his WILLY!"
Heart pounding, Mom put on her stern mom face, wondering what fresh hell she was going to have to deal with with Jimmy's parents.
But then Baby Susy giggled and put her hands gleefully over her mouth. "It was like a peanut," she laughed.
So Mom carefully put on her wise mom face and smiled conspiratorially. "Really tiny, huh Hon? She asked.
"No Mom." said Baby Susy.
"Salty."
Today is Mothers Day down here in Mexico.