scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Dumb bastard; He should've just snuck across the Mexi-Cali border like everyone else. He'd be able to get a job, a place to live, free gubmint cheese and free social security checks when he becomes disabled or reaches retirement age.
As one of the many poor sods tasked with taking passport pictures, I can tell you that the camera was set wrong, or the printer was set wrong.
That's supposed to be a white background, although I'm not sure setting it to such (thus removing the magenta cast) would do anything for the yellow skin tone.
Would one of you Photoshop jockies like to give this one a whirl?
HAha,
ReplyDeleteOk, for what it's worth, the color balance of the picture is definitely off, unless he has the worst case of jaundice ever.
Dear National Passport Center,
ReplyDeleteAh so. "Ah soles" as my shoe salesman friend says. Now find your boss and tell them, "Ah so" for me.
That's how I feel about you right now.
Ah so,
Mr. Li
Dumb bastard; He should've just snuck across the Mexi-Cali border like everyone else. He'd be able to get a job, a place to live, free gubmint cheese and free social security checks when he becomes disabled or reaches retirement age.
ReplyDeleteAs one of the many poor sods tasked with taking passport pictures, I can tell you that the camera was set wrong, or the printer was set wrong.
ReplyDeleteThat's supposed to be a white background, although I'm not sure setting it to such (thus removing the magenta cast) would do anything for the yellow skin tone.
Would one of you Photoshop jockies like to give this one a whirl?
Disregard previous. I've not been well lately... and drinking this late on a Sunday night doesn't help much either :P
ReplyDeleteKeep it up and he's going to put pee pee in your Coke.
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