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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

A Guy Fairy Tale

A GUY FAIRY TALE

Boned Jello

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... “Will you marry me?”

The Princess said “NO!”    

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf  and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch  and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The End

Merrily

6 comments:

  1. As one of your daily lurkers, this caused me great laughter. Well Played!

    /cloaking shields back up

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  2. Hell except for tennis instead of golf, that sounds like me!
    MM

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  3. Sniff .... Sniff I love happy endings : ) smibsid

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  4. You just published my unauthorized biography, son.

    (Turing word: viallyt. That's Prince Viallyt to you.)
    (What? Varlet? Yeah, okay, that works, too.)

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  5. ain't that the f**king truth...

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