McGovern-voting Granduncle: Let the immigrants
in! We’re a nation of immigrants! You fucking bigot!
You: Actually I’m not concerned about race, I’m
concerned about why someone would choose to circumvent our immigration
laws. How come I have to follow laws while we’re defining a whole class
of people who don’t have to, and we don’t even know who they are?
Hostess: Oh, stop fighting you two! Here we are
having a lovely dinner and you have to bring politics into it. Just let
him call you a reprehensible, cross-burning scum-sucking douchebag
asshole xenophobe and then let’s move on! There’s cheesecake!
— House of Eratosthenes (via Ka-Ching!)
"The cake is a lie"
ReplyDeleteWhy did she have to bring Sen Byrd into it?
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