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Monday, August 23, 2010

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7 comments:

  1. Anonymous8/23/10, 3:14 PM

    Poor Marco don't have a chance. The leather-skinned lizards from the N.E. outnumber hard working Cubans 4 to 1. They'll vote for Suntan Charlie just for the leather skin.

    Florida needs to split at Yeehaw Junction.

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  2. MoFiZiX Gr4FiX8/23/10, 3:25 PM

    Good thing you don't live in the city of brotherly love...
    http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/blogs/beltway-confidential/philly-requiring-bloggers-to-pay-300-for-a-business-license-101264664.html

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  3. Anonymous8/23/10, 3:42 PM

    Yeehaw Junction hell! Florida stops at I-4. Its mostly yankees south.
    Tim

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  4. Rodger the Real King of France8/23/10, 4:33 PM

    Mo, you're on the late bus.

    Anyway, this is about me getting rich.

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  5. B.S. philosopher8/23/10, 4:58 PM

    I'd have to disagree with splitting the state at I-4. South of SR60 and/or east of A1A is Yankeeland.

    Then again I live south of I-4 and punched the last person who doubted my southern roots square in the nose.

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  6. Hasdrubal Barca8/23/10, 5:50 PM

    So let me get this straight: the further south you go in Florida, the less southern you are?

    I mean, I know that Key West is bizarroland, but I've spent some time in the Brevard County area, and it wasn't exactly New England.

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  7. Rodger the Real King of France8/23/10, 6:35 PM

    Hello?

    Disaster for Crist

    .

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