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Monday, September 20, 2010

Ewwwww

Finders-Keepers
Police can pull your pants up;


Boned Jello


6 comments:

  1. root@localhost.localdomain9/20/10, 11:53 AM

    I sort of see this the same way as if you get pulled over for speeding and your trunk lid pops open. The cop then makes a move to push it shut and sees the dead hooker laying in there.

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  2. Puts a whole new meaning on "porkulous". No plumber's crack, praise jeebus.

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  3. I'm sympathetic.
    I searched for a long time for a defense-capable handgun that I could carry without having my elastic-waistband shorts come down to my knees every time I stepped off a curb.
    (What? Colt Mustang .380)

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  4. talk to RAK, he made me an ass-crack holster for a .45 ACP.

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  5. i can't remember what I was going to do with the little pink bat....

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  6. "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

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