scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Wednesday, September 15, 2010
No, but your breath will smell like your boyfriend's underpants
When I was a teenager I thought the funniest thing I heard was "I don't know why girls hold that stuff in their mouths to spit it out. Swallow it and get rid of it quickly!" I thought it was the funniest for about two seconds until I heard "AwwwwwaaMom!!!!!" from my friend as he cried from embarrassment.
Aw, she's storing nuts for the winter!
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a teenager I thought the funniest thing I heard was "I don't know why girls hold that stuff in their mouths to spit it out. Swallow it and get rid of it quickly!"
ReplyDeleteI thought it was the funniest for about two seconds until I heard "Awwwwwaa Mom!!!!!" from my friend as he cried from embarrassment.