scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
I know you're kidding. To stop, the arm does a 180 and pulls on the rear bumper. To fly, it points straight up and latches on to passing aircraft. Patent pending.
They're working on that over at one of those stimulus funded green job companies. The company has a $112 million grant, twelve employees (all vice presidents and one CEO), a garage in Rangel's district, a 1987 Ford pickup and a 20,000 neodymium super magnets so far. Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
The reason it hasn't worked yet is because you racist capitalists keep trying to make obscene profits on it off the backs of the common folks and the poor. The force just doesn't work like that, and it's about time this government gave money to people who understand these things. Just wait, you'll see. Then, when the drug companies are taken over there'll be a cure for cancer, small bewbs, and crying babies.
I like it! It still needs a way to slow down or stop the vehicle, I suggest a device that throws politicians in front of the wheels.
ReplyDeleteI know you're kidding. To stop, the arm does a 180 and pulls on the rear bumper. To fly, it points straight up and latches on to passing aircraft. Patent pending.
ReplyDeleteThey're working on that over at one of those stimulus funded green job companies. The company has a $112 million grant, twelve employees (all vice presidents and one CEO), a garage in Rangel's district, a 1987 Ford pickup and a 20,000 neodymium super magnets so far.
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Hey, it could work*.
ReplyDeleteLook at the carrot-on-a-stick approach to mule-drawn conveyances, for example.
*see: John "Piltdown" Holdren's and Al Gore's versions of physics
That has all the signs of a "Joe Biden, alternative-energy enginameer" invention.
ReplyDeleteThe reason it hasn't worked yet is because you racist capitalists keep trying to make obscene profits on it off the backs of the common folks and the poor. The force just doesn't work like that, and it's about time this government gave money to people who understand these things. Just wait, you'll see. Then, when the drug companies are taken over there'll be a cure for cancer, small bewbs, and crying babies.
ReplyDeleteLife will be so good... i can hardly wait.
"Big Oil" keeping it from happening.....
ReplyDeleteThere's a plot affoot right now to hoard up all of that particular shade of red paint.
You can't fool me. That's a design sketch from our marketing department.
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