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Friday, October 15, 2010

An Observation

My wife's younger friends are aways asking, "Rodge, what is it you notice first in a woman?"
Boned Jello

In this instance I noticed, in descending order:
  1. She's married
  2. She has nice nails
  3. Apparently has a hickey visible just over the bodice  ...
  4. ... which means she's having an affair.
  5. She's fashionable
  6. Has clean hair
  7. Is holding the pistol properly

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10 comments:

  1. Arch10/15/10, 9:07 PM

    In order of noticing:

    1. Nice cleavage
    2. 1911
    3. Pinstripes. They look great on a curvy woman.

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  2. Anonymous10/15/10, 9:16 PM

    ....and she's left handed, or ambidextrous.
    Dorsey Gillman

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  3. Anonymous10/15/10, 9:57 PM

    A similar question is, "What is the most important thing about a woman during sex?". Breasts? Buttocks? etc. Nope, the correct answer is, ENTHUSIASM!

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  4. DougM10/15/10, 10:25 PM

    Her husband trusts her with a 1911.
    < /interest>

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  5. Anonymous10/15/10, 10:42 PM

    I agree w/ Arch!

    Wv pormo! :-) Yep Gun Pormo USA UAS USA!
    RAK

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  6. Anonymous10/15/10, 11:19 PM

    You're right. There is a 1911 in the photo.
    Tim

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  7. Anonymous10/16/10, 12:10 AM

    Looks like my Girl , and my Gun ! Mines a 1st year .38 Super though ! Divorce has been GOOD to me ! SMIBSID

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  8. Anonymous10/16/10, 12:12 AM

    #2 freckles
    GrinfilledCelt

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  9. pdwalker10/16/10, 1:05 AM

    and her pistol matches her warddrobe

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  10. Cheesy10/16/10, 6:36 PM

    Proper gun handling.

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