scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"Uh, well you see I just can't stay away from the curry, but I get the runs every time and there is never any paper in the WC's here so I just take a segment off of this string of flowers and uh, you know." "But why the smell Sah!." "Didn't get there in time."
"UHmm, there are remotely triggered explosives in the ends of this thing you say?"
ReplyDeleteOff topic: this is hotter than any porn. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11559451
ReplyDeleteHere's a new Republican strategy: get the flock out of here ferign devils.
King Pimpin'.
ReplyDeleteChaz -another bowfer dude, jes like Barfy.
ReplyDeleteolds-mo-william
This. thing. is. heavy. Take it ... off!
ReplyDeleteYour wife's? I, uh, thought it fell off the back of a lorry.
Yeah, jush wanna git *hic* back to my *hic* room. Uh, thish ish my embashy, rhhhight? Any, you knhhhow, phrotogrifersh *hic* arhhhound?
Pay the cabbie, wouldja? Mom has my wallet.
Your sisters? Oh, bloody heck, I thought they were strippers.
Me? *hic* No, it must be the ... the glhhobal war *hic* warmening.
Oh, wait, you guys're Hindus? No wonder they threw me out during my pro-Sharia speech.
"Uh, well you see I just can't stay away from the curry, but I get the runs every time and there is never any paper in the WC's here so I just take a segment off of this string of flowers and uh, you know."
ReplyDelete"But why the smell Sah!."
"Didn't get there in time."
Sikhening
ReplyDeleteYeah, this is the Derby-winner's neck-prize thingie.
ReplyDeleteGuess I mistook that filly for me wife.
Mum's the word, eh? But not the, you know, Queen Mum.
what you people call a "wedgie," wot
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