scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Guy says, "Yeah, tourists know all about me. They come up and offer me a penny and a dime, and I always say, 'Gib bigger one, Bwana.' and take the penny. Then they bring their friends over, and they do it, too. They think I'm the village idiot; but, mister, if I ever took the dime, I'd be out of business."
Leave a penny.
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Poor guy was reduced to working as a Coke-machine change slot after the cigar store was shut down by do-gooders.
ReplyDeletePoor guy regurgitates coins every time somebody shakes his hand and yells "*ding*ding*ding* three lemons!"
Guy says, "Yeah, tourists know all about me.
ReplyDeleteThey come up and offer me a penny and a dime, and I always say, 'Gib bigger one, Bwana.' and take the penny.
Then they bring their friends over, and they do it, too.
They think I'm the village idiot;
but, mister, if I ever took the dime, I'd be out of business."