scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Friday, November 12, 2010
The man in the bedroom closet
A likely Story
A
Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Jeff! All he wants is
sex, sex and more sex; my vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece
when it used to be about the size of a 5 cent piece."
Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2,000 a
week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year, and you want to throw all
that away, over 45 cents ?!?!?"
Mom, Don't be foolish. She plans to keep everything but the man in business..man. And maybe get some of the 45cents back.
ReplyDeleteDivorce works that way!
A Mudgeon from Texas
She sounds like a lot of guys.
ReplyDeleteYou know, willing to throw it all away for a little pus... uhm, you know.
So Jeff's not Jewish? I don't get it? Vat ah ve all accountants now, oye vey.
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