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Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Napolitano - The Face of Obamunist Incompetence
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Last year, a Muslim attempting to murder Prince
Mohammed bin Nayef of Saudi Arabia blew himself up with a bomb stuck up
his anus. Fortunately, this didn't happen near an airport, or Homeland
Security Secretary Janet Napolitano would now be requiring full body
cavity searches to fly.
I fly in flops, polo shirt and a pair of shorts. I used to wear more clothing, but I got tired of having to remove my shoes at every pass. I carry a change of clothes in my carry-on, so I can be appropriately dressed on arrival.
Years ago, a client asked me how he could gain greater attention from folks in his local area. I suggested he offer free food in a casual, come as you are, environment. My top guy and I showed up in bathrobes for the evening of free food and cocktails. "You did say, come as you are, no?"
Also, Women are going to need to have their breasts cup open to make sure that their aren't any bombs inside either.
ReplyDeleteWonder if the TSA is hiring?
ReplyDeleteHow long before some wag shows up in flip flops and a bath robe, and lets nothing left to the imagination?
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I fly in flops, polo shirt and a pair of shorts. I used to wear more clothing, but I got tired of having to remove my shoes at every pass. I carry a change of clothes in my carry-on, so I can be appropriately dressed on arrival.
ReplyDeleteYears ago, a client asked me how he could gain greater attention from folks in his local area. I suggested he offer free food in a casual, come as you are, environment. My top guy and I showed up in bathrobes for the evening of free food and cocktails. "You did say, come as you are, no?"
"This is how I normally dress in the evening."
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Just wondering....If you tell them you are gay, can you get groped by someone of the other sex?
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