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In
a shock statement, head of the Cairo University Archeology Department,
Dr Ala Shaheen has told an audience that there might be truth to the
theory that aliens helped the ancient Egyptians build the oldest of
pyramids, the Pyramids of Giza.
On being further questioned by Mr Marek Novak, a
delegate from Poland
as to whether the pyramid might still contain alien technology or even
a UFO with its structure, Dr Shaheen, was vague and replied "I can not
confirm or deny this, but there is something inside the pyramid that is
"not of this world".
Delegates to the conference on ancient
Egyptian architecture were left
shocked, however Dr Shaheen has refused to comment further or elaborate
on his UFO and alien related statements.
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UFO means Unidentified Flying Object, it does not mean space aliens. If it isn't flying, then it is just an unidentified object, it still doesn't mean it is from space aliens.
ReplyDeleteI know you're right Roge because it must be, if we just consider beer......which the Egyptians made a lot of.
ReplyDeleteAre we to believe that some Egyptian soaked and boiled grain in water and let it sour and decided it would be a great drink...or...a race of brilliant aliens came down and among other amazing wisdom, they imparted knowledge of the correct way to brew beer, forever blessing all mankind.
I'm voting for the alien theory.
You Mister Man will stay after class and clean erasers.
ReplyDeleteFew years back I sat next to a boat captain that serviced the oil rigs off Egypt. He rambled on and on about how inhumanly stupid the average Egyptian was. At one point he said "Goddamit, if those pyramids were not built by Aliens then they are upside down."
ReplyDeleteQUOTE OF THE DAY JUST ABOVE
ReplyDeleteRodge - I've been a legal secretary for more years than I can remember. As such, I can reliably tell you that lawyers are notoriously careless with paper. The story about the Rose Law Firm billing records is totally believable to anyone who has ever worked with the men and women practicing the world's second oldest profession!
ReplyDeleteTHEY WERE FOUND on a table in her residence after they were subpoenaed, and she'd sworn they had been destroyed.
ReplyDeleteNo, no, no ...
ReplyDeleteYou're missing the bigger picture, here.
Aliens don't look like the ones in checkout-counter rags.
Haven't you seen "Forbidden Planet?" As Dr Morbius pointed out, just look at the Krell doorways to see how aliens were shaped. They looked like, well ... pyramids.