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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

As an Oregonian, I certainly hope our state doesn't fall into the ocean.

However, feel free to unseat my reps and senators anyway.

Come to think of it, if the state dropped about a hundred feet, and the entire Willamette Valley flooded, many of our problems would be solved...

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PromptCritical : 7/1/10 9:52 PM

nah don't need them to fall into the ocean. Just need a few terrorist nukes to take out the big lib cities. Then we'll be rid of a lot of Pelosi's... That way the conservative reps that come out of those won't be unseated.

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Chris in NC : 7/2/10 12:18 AM

Do what I did: Buy a lot of land, 200 yards wide and 300 miles long. Right across the San Andreas fault. Put in a preemptive claim for mineral rights on the recently deceased.

I'll set up shop, and be so rich that I can be 6 Senators and half the House. I vote to impeach the sumbich. Won't matter who's in power then, I'll vote the same.

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Alear : 7/2/10 5:43 AM

If they break away they probably wont sink and it would create some really desirable real estate, that used to be desert, along our new seaboard.
Whole new (improved) weather patterns could possibly emerge.

Where IS Algore's house?

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JMcD : 7/2/10 6:55 AM

And the question was ....

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Rodger the Real King of France : 7/2/10 7:26 AM

The question was about unseating congresscritters in DC who represent states that no longer exist. In my opinion, once the state is gone (whether by merging with another state or falling into the ocean) then the eligibility for representation is also gone.

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LargeBill : 7/2/10 8:07 AM

That would be my opinion as well, Big, but as things stand now it appears the people who would make the decision are led by the very people who ought be kicked out the door. We need an Amendment to the Constitution to cover this, as well as presidents who were illegal wetbacks.

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Rodger the Real King of France : 7/2/10 8:26 AM

The territory these socialist retards control is very small, and almost totally urban.

Just build walls around these cities, and call them federal penitentiaries.

Then send in Snake Pliskin.

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Kristopher : 7/2/10 2:41 PM

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How big? Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 7/01/2010 07:34:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (2) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Actually,
saying that fuel efficiency is any of the gov't's danged business makes you a big dick.

# posted by

DougM : 7/1/10 11:48 PM

Dang!...I'm glad that ain't true or a lot of fellows would have to tie a string on that thang,including me with my old '83 Blazer.
I don't drive more than 5 miles a month, normally though.

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JMcD : 7/2/10 6:59 AM

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A Shrink Asks:
What's Wrong with Obama?

Well, he is one you know.

Cuzzin Ricky brought this, what I missed, to my attention. First thing I saw was this apparent lede -- The 9mm won't save your ass Obama! It's actually an oddly placed advertisement for combat arms training, but it made me wet.

Robin of Berkeley, a shrink from ... you know, begins ... "Obama's odd mannerisms intrigue a psychotherapist like me. He also presents a serious diagnostic challenge. " Actually this is a good read even if it was about a nobody. Here's a few snippets about Mr. Nutjob.

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For one, Obama's teleprompter and the men behind the Blackberry keep him well-scripted. We know so little about the facts of his life.

But it's more than just a lack of information. Obama himself is a strange bird. He doesn't fit easily into any diagnostic category.

Many people attribute Obama's oddness to his narcissism. True, Obama has a gargantuan ego, and he is notoriously thin-skinned.

Yet a personality disorder like narcissism does not explain Obama's strangeness: his giggling while being asked about the economy; his continuing a shout-out rather than announcing the Ft. Hood shootings; or his vacations, golfing, partying and fundraising during the calamitous oil spill.

Take also Obama's declaring on the "Today Show" that he wants to know whose ass to kick. Consummate narcissists would never stoop to this vulgar display of adolescent machismo.

Obama is flat when passion is needed; he's aggressive when savvy is required. What's most worrisome is that Obama doesn't even realize that his behavior is inappropriate.

So if it's not just simple narcissism, what is wrong with Obama? Since I've never evaluated him, I can't say for sure. But I can hazard some educated guesses.

If I saw a client as disconnected as him, the first thing I would wonder: Is something wrong with his brain? And I'd consider the following theoretical diagnostic possibilities.

--Physical problems: There are a multitude of physiological conditions that can cause people to act strangely. For instance ... continue

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What the hell is it with Democrats? Bill Clinton almost certainly a sociopath, Algore completely unhinged since voters dissed him in 2000; John Kerry afflicted with pathologies that break new ground, Obama a ... . . I just read Congressional Democrats think Americans want what they’re selling, by Gary Andres. More of the same. These people are so sure that they're right to the point of insanity. Like I said, rabid dogs, all.

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Uh....Obungle's from another planet?

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JMcD : 7/1/10 7:06 PM

To paraphrase one of the less illustrious popes, "Now that we have the presidency, let us enjoy it."

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Darrell : 7/1/10 7:36 PM

When you're brought up in a fantasy world, these things are bound to happen...

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TimO : 7/1/10 9:30 PM

Michael Savage is an arrogant shite, (even I have caught him in many errors about things he says he studied, especially historical fact), but he hit the nail on the head with his trademark "Liberalism is a mental disease"
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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Anonymous : 7/1/10 9:46 PM

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I Doing My Own WOOT
"ROOT ROO"
Inaugural Blowout Special

Unhinged

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

"WOW... THAT'S A GREAT PRICE!!!"

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MoFiZiX Gr4FiX : 7/2/10 12:50 AM

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What kind of sorry-ass
votes for Harry Reid?

The same airbrains who vote for Mike Schneider.

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Nevada subcommittee seeks tire pressure check law

State Sen. Mike Schneider, a Las Vegas Democrat, says it will increase highway safety, save gas and reduce air pollution.

The bill would be considered during the 2011 legislative session.
Not all lawmakers were for it.

Republican Assemblywoman Heidi Gansert of Reno said while checking air pressure in tires is a good idea, she opposed mandating tire checks, saying it comes down to personal responsibility.

Duh!

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JFC!

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Mike Schneider - Airbrain Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 7/01/2010 01:00:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (5) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Well, since we Nevadans have solved all our other problems such as highest unemployment rate in the country, highest foreclosure rate in the country, one of the highest sales tax rates in the country, not to mention breeding the dumbest a$$hole to ever take the senate floor, our lawmakers are obviously needing something else to work on.

# posted by

curmudgeon : 7/1/10 2:40 PM

"...it will increase highway safety, save gas and reduce air pollution."

That's all true, but how will they enforce it? Will they make the police get down on their hands and knees with a tire gauge? This is something that might be better handled with an awareness campaign.

# posted by

clem : 7/1/10 3:10 PM

Think of the number of useless government workers they could hire to set up hundreds of 'tire czar' stations in every state. They could check your tires, lecture you on global warming and sign you up for multiple voting cards (Democrat of course) in one mandated visit every month!!!

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TimO : 7/1/10 3:25 PM

Hey...I know where that prick Mike Schneider can buy a blow up sex toy....you know...if he don't put TOO much pressure on.
Don't want him nagging and all.

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JMcD : 7/2/10 7:08 AM

All nubile young women should be required to check their tires. No one else.

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Inbred Republican : 7/2/10 8:14 AM

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Governor Brewer responds to the Fly

Tim W

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Zzzzzzap.
You go girl! Bring that pot to a boil.
Lt. Col. Gen Tailgunner dick

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Anonymous : 7/1/10 11:13 AM

Huevos, Grande huevos!

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Anonymous : 7/1/10 11:18 AM

Is it me, or does she look really presidential?

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Chris in NC : 7/1/10 8:28 PM

Imagine the Ultimate Conservative Wet Dream ticket.......Jan Brewer and Sarah Palin.......Mmmmmmm....Yes Madam President.
Dean F.

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Anonymous : 7/3/10 5:43 PM

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Tea party chucking another favorite

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The pattern has become familiar in GOP primary fights this year, with "establishment" candidates such as Gov. Charlie Crist in Florida, Sen. Robert F. Bennett in Utah and Mrs. Lowden all pushed aside by more conservative rivals.

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Without the Tea Party then, Crist. 'Nuff said.

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

"with "establishment" candidates such as Gov. Charlie Crist in Florida"

huh?

# posted by

An ignorant dickweed : 7/1/10 7:07 AM

Charlie Crist lost in the primary and subsequently declared himself an independent (which is another word for disloyal "loser").

# posted by

Gayle Miller : 7/1/10 9:44 AM

Prezactly the point, wot? Crist is the poster boy for every establishment Republican who was elected because the party, and GWB this means you especially, backed them in lieu of real conservatives (most glaring case - Arlo Spincter over Pat Toomey). What this nation needs are Republicans who will do what's right, like impeaching activist judges, and lying Presidents. There are millions of armed militiamen at their service, should they need assistance. Amen.

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Rodger the Real King of France : 7/1/10 10:53 AM

Man, that headline is incomprehensible. Favorite of whom? The GOP is ditching someone they don't like for someone they prefer, how is that "ditching a favorite"?

Oh, a favorite of the Libs. Silly me, I forgot- the Libs are used to picking the GOP candidates, they just hate it when real people do.

AWM

# posted by

Anonymous : 7/1/10 11:01 AM

I found the headline something of a puzzle too Annoyed. Makes sense now though.

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Rodger the Real King of France : 7/1/10 11:05 AM

And now that Suntan Charlie is and indi, he's beating Rubio. There is but one thing behind this, South Florida Joooooooo's. Who will vote again for Obama as he smites their Israel.

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Anonymous : 7/1/10 11:22 AM

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