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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

"When you can keep your head when everybody around you is running around screaming and shouting...You probably don't realize the seriousness of the situation."

A new found respect for Fox News by the White House press corp....Fox News isn't laying off and may hire some of them after their own media floats to the top of the fish bowl.

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toadold : 8/1/10 10:56 PM

What's the difference between a not written on the hand and a teleprompter:

The "hand" note was written by the person who owns said hand for certain. No one else.

We have no clue who's typing into the other side of that teleprompter.

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Kristopher : 8/2/10 8:58 AM

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We're so happy for you

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Pelosi Feels 'Very Confident' About November Elections

Roll Call
August 1, 2010, 10:49 A.M.

Speaker Nancy Pelosi dismissed concerns that Democrats could lose control of the House in this fall’s elections, and the California Democrat argued that her party will do much better than has been predicted.

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I'm sure her minions share her con Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 8/01/2010 11:47:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (9) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

There is no such thing as a sure thing and until someone else comes along with better ideas I am going to believe the democrats will stay in power.

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An ignorant dickweed : 8/1/10 12:13 PM

Dickweed – Not better, but nearly perfect ideas congealed between 234 and 223 years ago.

Why not stick with what works and s**t can what doesn’t?

JC

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Anonymous : 8/1/10 12:40 PM

whistling past the graveyard . They are scared $#!+less ! smibsid

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Anonymous : 8/1/10 1:11 PM

There's only two possibilities - they're either scared shitless as stated above, or they know the fix is already in and they'll steal the election or not have it at all.

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SFAOV Sgsaur : 8/1/10 1:15 PM

Well that's funny, I also feel very confident about the November elections. Meet my guy, same as the last guy. We gonna deliver this time tho:

'08 nominee Steve Stivers (R) is a fundraising machine; he doubled up Kilroy in fundraising in the last three months, and now has outbanked her. Add that to the fact that Kilroy has a pretty liberal voting record for this swing CD, and she's in a world of hurt.

# posted by

Alear : 8/1/10 3:02 PM

I immediately thought this post was about Chelsea Clinton's wedding from its title.

I did her a few times when her dad was President, but the curly red hair was a real turn off.

# posted by

molonlabe28 : 8/1/10 6:24 PM

I thought her looking like Web Hubbell was a turnoff.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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Anonymous : 8/1/10 8:22 PM

The only poll results that matter are the ones on the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November.

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TheOldMan : 8/2/10 2:40 PM

I guess it's easy to miss the point when one's ass cheeks are firmly planted upon one's shoulders...

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Cheesy : 8/2/10 6:30 PM

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Tim W

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Guy walks into a bar Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 8/01/2010 11:43:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (3) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

How about a little GOOD news from DRUDGE:
♫♪
New Michael Jackson Album Due In November...♫♪
♫♪
1. I'm oughta here
2. I ain't got nobody
3. (Do, re) mi and my shadow.
4.Bury me not on the lone prairie
5. If I had the wings of an angel
6.Dry Bones
7.Ghost of a chance
8.In heaven there is no beer (or Jesus juice)
9.Live and let die
10.I'm no angel
11.D.O.A.
12.Highway to Hell
13.Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
14."Dead!"
15.The theme to "Barney" (with lyrics)

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JMcD : 8/1/10 4:13 PM

That guy's career is now in limbo.
*badump*dump*

(Turing word: opgrog. Bar joke, indeed.)

# posted by

DougM : 8/1/10 4:23 PM

Also in the world of music:

New Album Preview
Sheryl Crow, ‘100 Miles from Memphis’(and out'a toilet paper):
Remember her?..... Miss environment.... Reccommended using only one sheet of TP......

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JMcD : 8/2/10 3:41 PM

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Maureen Dowd and the Left: All Race, All the Time
It seems that only conservatives covet living in a post-racial society.

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During the recent hullaballoo over the New Black Panthers we discovered that the real racists were not the men who shouted incendiary racial threats, but instead those at Fox News who dared to make known the Justice Department’s corruption.

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Another instance (that bored me to tears from the beginning) is the Breitbart/Sherrod yawn. Here too Mr. Chapin throws cold water on the howling left.

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A perusal of Mrs. Sherrod’s entire speech reveals that she is what we originally suspected: a dedicated race baiter.

She equated Republican disagreement with President Obama over the issue of socialist health care with racism.

Specifically she proclaimed:

You know, I haven’t seen such a mean-spirited people as I’ve seen lately over this issue of health care. Some of the racism we thought was buried. Didn’t it surface? Now, we endured eight years of the Bushes and we didn’t do the stuff these Republicans are doing because you have a black president.

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Regarding Dowd:

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Amidst 18 months of racial paranoia, aggression, and calumny better left unsaid, New York Times pundit and wannabe member of The View Maureen Dowd weighed in/added to the strife. She wrote a column seeking to nudge the Obama administration into being even more racialist than it already is.

Its title, “You’ll Never Believe What This White House Is Missing,” beggars belief.

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These people are now officially boring.

Labels: Liberal Racism

Dowdy-Doo Doo Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 8/01/2010 11:32:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (4) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Is it me?

Or are we at a place where 80 percent of Americans can't roll their eyes any further back in their heads?

JC

# posted by

Anonymous : 8/1/10 12:32 PM

WOLF!! WOLF! Wolf! wolf! wolf ... wolf?
Hey! I'm cryin' wolf, here, people!
Beuller?

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DougM : 8/1/10 4:31 PM

JC--so THAT'S why I've had so much eye trouble this year.
mary

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Anonymous : 8/1/10 6:18 PM

The silver? I think the Clintons have it.

Casca

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Anonymous : 8/2/10 11:14 AM

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“I think she is shamelessly stupid.”
MSNBC's Ed Schultz about Sarah Palin, July 14, 2010

“A lot of Americans are circumspect about
his involvement in the Tillman death.”
MSNBC's Ed Schultz about Gen. Stanley McChrystal. June 22, 2010

Ed Schultz's Goofy Reign of Error Flails Forward

Labels: Liberal Nincompoopery

I know nuth-innnng Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 8/01/2010 07:50:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (5) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

I'd love to see a no holds barred debate between Sarah Palin and the Teleprompter reader in chief (without his teleprompter)

Sorry gotta run, I have to clean up some Ed Schultz that the neighbor's dog left at the curb.

The turing word was CULTZ - Yep, that sums up the obmaamites

bullsye
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# posted by

Anonymous : 8/1/10 8:32 AM

You are insulting John Banner ( the actor who played Sgt. Schultz ) by comparing him to that retard Ed Schultz.

Banner was an Austrian Jew who managed to escape the holocaust by enlisting in the Wehrmacht under an alias, and finagling himself a post as a guard on the border with Spain. He fed his partner at his post booze until he collapsed, walked across the border, presented his real passport to the Spanish customs folks, and later bought passage to the US from Spain.

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Kristopher : 8/1/10 11:15 AM

At least Sgt Schultz knew that he was in over his head. All Ed has is his hard corps bluster. That well ain't all that deep.

Casca

# posted by

Anonymous : 8/1/10 11:15 AM

Interesting Banner stuff Kristo, but of course I was just using the character played by him to insult Mr. Ed. But you knew that.

# posted by

Rodger the Real King of France : 8/1/10 11:39 AM

Nothing. I . am . noth-thing!

Being this blatant a user of "the big lie" confirms this jackass to be a mere propagandist.

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DougM : 8/1/10 4:39 PM

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