Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello

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Rabbits pass two distinct types of feces: hard droppings and soft black viscous pellets, the latter of which are immediately eaten to digest their food further and extract sufficient nutrients.

Guess from now on these guys will be smoking those pellets.

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JMcD : 10/2/10 3:12 AM

Guess I don't get this Rodg, you have no problem with mind altering substances - one that turns perfectly normal people into blithering morons with no drive or ambition? Or do you just want them to stay in cahleeforenya?

Bolivar

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Anonymous : 10/2/10 6:31 AM

I didn't say I was for Pot, I said the process by which it was made illegal was unconstitutional. Individual states have that right; the Feds don't (without amending the constitution). I am hopeful that states will begin asserting those rights; ignoring federal law unconstitutionally levied. That includes damn near every law congress has passed during the Obamacy (and before).

# posted by

Rodger the Real King of France : 10/2/10 9:38 AM

Yeah, and Arnie vetoed Assembly Bill 2460, which would have address[ed] needless drug overdose deaths that occur when witnesses to an overdose hesitate to contact emergency services because they fear arrest for themselves or for the person experiencing the overdose."

How very compassionate of him.

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Ride Fast : 10/2/10 1:43 PM

"...you have no problem with mind altering substances - one that turns perfectly normal people into blithering morons with no drive or ambition?"

They have a drug that can make you a Democrat?

# posted by

BobG : 10/2/10 5:28 PM

Say, isn't that Buzzed Bunny?

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Ralph Gizzip : 10/2/10 7:53 PM

Guess I don't get this Rodg, you have no problem with mind altering substances - one that turns perfectly normal people into blithering morons with no drive or ambition?

Don't be dissing alcohol. A lot of people like it.

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M. Simon : 10/2/10 11:05 PM

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supposedly Colorado

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Stop Obama Plane Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 10/01/2010 08:53:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (1) | Send This Post

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Is that a Surrender Dorothy moment?

M

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Mark Alger : 10/2/10 12:20 AM

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Cinnamonbun ... (cough)

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Only $4,00 Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 10/01/2010 08:29:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (5) | Send This Post

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People will wear the damnest things.

(nice alteration! almost spewed my coffee over the screen)

# posted by

pdwalker : 10/1/10 9:53 PM

She really needs to quit dating liberal men and get a BF with a pecker that will fit something besides her ear.

# posted by

JeremyR : 10/1/10 11:09 PM

Sigh. I suppose I asked for that.

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Rodger the Real King of France : 10/1/10 11:22 PM

"Can you hear me now?"

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BobG : 10/2/10 5:31 PM

So that's what aural sex is!

wv: blapheem (Yeth, I've done that a few timeth,)

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Ralph Gizzip : 10/2/10 7:51 PM

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AMAZING BLACK NOTES

Don M

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BLACK NOTE SPIRITUALS Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 10/01/2010 06:16:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (3) | Send This Post

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Powerful. Not powerful enough to overcome Oh-mazing Grace, however..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lHHQu4CIos

This brotha took it to another level. Hopefully, he stayed down there......

baboy

# posted by

Anonymous : 10/1/10 6:48 PM

The dude is a powerful speaker; let's hope he stays on the side of good. I love negro spirituals, especially the soundtrack from Song of the South!

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Rodger the Real King of France : 10/2/10 9:41 AM

Now that's an excellent movie. One you can't get in the US anymore. Weird, eh? Looks like Disney is all into caving into the radical left - Song of the South is too raaaaaycist; Gay day; letting the Muslima wear her stupid headgear despite clear regulations against it...
Sigh...

baboy

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Anonymous : 10/2/10 8:42 PM

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Original Models:
A Look at Iconic Prototypes

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Most, but not, all were successful Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 10/01/2010 03:39:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (1) | Send This Post

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Gee Rodg, that's a little harsh isn't it?? On second thought maybe not. I believe the cipher (zero for you dhimmie morons) thinks what he is doing is basically good. The problem is how the shit filters out...commie in - commie out x infinity.

Bolivar

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Anonymous : 10/1/10 4:50 PM

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If you were around in 1919
and came upon the following protest ...

I mean, seriously ... wouldn't you just keep drinking?

Tim W

Notable Disincentives

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Notable Disincentives Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 10/01/2010 12:28:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (13) | Send This Post

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and I'd ask for another.

Didn't they realize that drinking was their only hope?

# posted by

pdwalker : 10/1/10 12:40 PM

And nobody is happier than the guy who washes mugs and shot glasses over at bar's joe & grill.

# posted by

JMcD : 10/1/10 1:03 PM

If I didn't drink, it would be a good reason to start.

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BobG : 10/1/10 1:31 PM

The menfolk were also twelve times ugly, so it's all relative.

Emerson

# posted by

Anonymous : 10/1/10 2:04 PM

The one on the left center looks alot like Bawney Fwank.
Tim

# posted by

Anonymous : 10/1/10 2:14 PM

I wouldn't hit a dead dog in the rear end with any part of any one of them!

As to the resemblance to Bawney Fwank - he had to have ancestors, right?!

# posted by

Gayle Miller : 10/1/10 2:35 PM

It's Bawney Fwank's dad.

# posted by

JMcD : 10/1/10 2:55 PM

Quick we need an antidote!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ndWlAQXHfT0/TEcJUHGgZNI/AAAAAAAAAXM/6gH6D-MgIqw/s1600/beer-8983.jpg

# posted by

BruHa : 10/1/10 4:35 PM

I'll tell them to fix me a sammich and grab me another beer.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10/1/10 4:37 PM

In the words of that great sage Barny Fife "If a bird were to fly by...they would all point" !

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Sarge : 10/1/10 5:21 PM

Yeah, I know it's Barney...For the clip it's about the 6:40 mark !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R2CJN9L1Fk

# posted by

Sarge : 10/1/10 5:29 PM

Probably not.
I would have thought that I'd gone wayyyy past the "beer goggles" stage and that it's time to quit.

# posted by

DougM : 10/1/10 9:15 PM

I'd ask them for that in writing, notarized - just to be on the safe side.

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SFAOV Sgsaur : 10/1/10 11:04 PM

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A hilarious process of disillusionment.

Matthew Continetti writes that it's been fun "to watch Jon Stewart fall out of love with Barack Obama." The video on the left (Walk it off you pussies) was his example. I added a clip from yesterday's show that left me feeling embarrassed for Obama. Srsly. He's obviously uncomfortable with these kids, and seemed non-plussed after one of them did a mega-yawn while he was yammering. Yes yammer.

Walk it off you pussies

Barry talks to the kids in detention, sans teleprompter

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Snarking Obama Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 10/01/2010 11:47:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (3) | Send This Post

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Jon Stewart (2 bit phoney- go along)gotta go with the market.... He feels the shift.
I just know it makes him sick to his stomach....and I love it.

# posted by

JMcD : 10/1/10 1:20 PM

Okay, so he's still a lib, but the lambasting the obama car analogy had me in stitches.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10/1/10 2:13 PM

How does Jon feel about Rick Sanchez biting the dust?
Actually, who cares.
It tickles my fancy, but I'm sure surprised that Sanchez shit in his own nest like that.
Bravo Rick!

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JMcD : 10/1/10 11:45 PM

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Motivated

Next time paste it on the inside (PS)

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Next time paste it inside Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 10/01/2010 09:17:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (6) | Send This Post

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eep!

# posted by

pdwalker : 10/1/10 9:37 AM

*scrape*scrape*scrape*

e~C

# posted by

Anonymous : 10/1/10 10:30 AM

If he's taking it down then may he have the protection of St. Bernard of Montjoux.
If he's the one who put it up in the first place.......
then may he stub his bare toe really, really bad.

# posted by

JMcD : 10/1/10 1:28 PM

JUMP!

# posted by

Anonymous : 10/1/10 1:40 PM

He's grateful that he didn't get the tattoo.

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franco : 10/1/10 2:52 PM

Not the time you want to find out the building's windows were put in by the LOW BIDDER....

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TimO : 10/1/10 8:32 PM

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Or, people crapping in public Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 10/01/2010 07:23:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (1) | Send This Post

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"And Cecil,...don't forget what everyone said before we left home."
"Be sure to get some shots of panhandling and public urination."
"Heck, ..maybe all in one shot."

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JMcD : 10/1/10 1:39 PM

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Free the Slaves?

“

People are frustrated, their [sic] anxious, they're scared about the future. And they have a right to be impatient about the pace of change. I'm impatient ... It took time to free the slaves. Impatient About The Pace Of Change

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Where's Eric Holder?

After listening to hip hop artist B.o. Bizzle perform Im Dat Nigga, the Obamas turn to the movies (rollover) for help in refining the Administration's message. "I'm bucking up," explained the president.

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What the hell were they thinking? Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 10/01/2010 06:47:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (2) | Send This Post

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Yep. He's bucking up.
Personally I'm tired of this whole bucking mess and getting bucked every time this adminstration decides to buck with something.

Buck them and the horse they rode in on.

# posted by

Jess : 10/1/10 9:10 AM

The most MoSup ever laffed at one of my jokes was -- a halloween kid is dressed as a pirate. Lady asks,"where are your bucaneers?"
"under my bucking hat lady."

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Rodger the Real King of France : 10/1/10 9:30 AM

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For one thing, I learned that
Chrysler was run by devil worshipers.

I hadn't seen this Donald Duck Math Magic film since an Indian Guide bonfire was rained out, and we were herded into the council lodge to watch 16 mm movies. I'm laughing here at the thought of the first film; a circa 1950's movie of the annual Dorchester County (MD) Muskrat skinning contest.- in faded Technicolor. Unlike this recent, very sanitized affair, our film was hair, teeth and blood flying all over what appeared to be somebody's garage. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre doesn't hold a candle to that demonstration. The lodge hall, except for a few gasps and some muffled crying, was stone silenct. Then my repressed laughter got the better of me, and I let out in full howl. JFC, what the hell were the Lodge mugwumps thinking? These kids were 7-8 years old! Jesus it was funny.

Next was the Donald Duck film. I was captivated by it, and have often wished I owned a copy. There is a scene in the original where geometry is used to make difficult pool (not billiard) shots. I've used that magic ever since. There are more episodes here. If you have school aged kids, and by that I mean any age, consider purchasing the video. This film coalesced a lot of math principles into something tangible for me, and I need that to learn.. I'd have benefited from it, even as late as college. Won a Nobel for science, prolly.

Huck and Drinking Bear

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Quack Math Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 10/01/2010 12:01:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (7) | Send This Post

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Dorchester County muskrat skinning contest, ca. 1950's?

Video or it didn't happen. Sorry, Rodge. That's the intarwebs.

# posted by

Mrs. Coloratura Soprano : 10/1/10 2:19 AM

Pretty spiffy that was. It reminded me of this video made by a guy who, IMO, is a maths genius. Here he's made some computer generated art using the Golden Ratio. Best viewed in full-screen mode. Nature by Numbers This just leaves me wanting so much more. It's way too short.

# posted by

Tony Neville. : 10/1/10 3:54 AM

Always educational!

I'd never seen that one before. Time to show it to the kids.

Thanks!

# posted by

pdwalker : 10/1/10 7:42 AM

I remember watching it in grade school, and wondering why they only showed it once.

Casca

# posted by

Anonymous : 10/1/10 9:05 AM

Seems that Disney was using Donald to educate us about intelligent design. Makes perfect sense to me.

# posted by

Esteve : 10/1/10 9:17 AM

Maryland's Miss Outdoors pageant once featured muskrat skinning as the talent portion. And the Miss Navajo Nation pageant requires the contestants to butcher a sheep.

# posted by

Chuck Martel : 10/1/10 10:00 AM

"I was told there would be no math": Chevy Chase, playing Gerald Ford on Saturday Night Live.

H

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Anonymous : 10/1/10 5:31 PM

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