Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello

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Al Sharpton said today it won't be long now till I can own me a negra. Where does one go to buy cotton seed?

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Anonymous : 11/1/10 10:06 PM

erm... Jimmah? this phrase, "low-class working people"... I do not think it means what you think it means.

Keep talkin' Peanuts!

e~C

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Anonymous : 11/1/10 10:17 PM

Sharpton doesnt give speaches in the deep south anymore. Every time he got up on a stage farmers started to bid.....
Tim

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Anonymous : 11/1/10 10:45 PM

TIM! BWAHAHAHAHA

gsebes

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Anonymous : 11/2/10 1:10 AM

Maybe Norah O'Donnell knows something about Michelle that some of us only suspect -- that Michelle's "country" is not the United States, it's some other country that exists in her own mind.

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Anonymous : 11/2/10 7:37 AM

Ah, the halcyon days of Ronaldus Magnus... that fucking peanut farmer was gobsmacked for decades. Alas, now he cashes checks from the House of Saud, and has grown old enough to forget that he is a fool.

Casca

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Anonymous : 11/2/10 7:37 AM

Casca, I read that the goober has planned his funeral, down to the music and when it is played. Wonder if he chose Arlington or Plains...
If the former, micturation upon his resting place is more difficult, the latter, not so much. I live w/i driving distance if GA is it. Ha ha
anonymous

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Anonymous : 11/2/10 9:18 AM

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Poor Kid.
Obama's threatening to take the kid out.

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Two Jokers in one crowd Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 11/01/2010 05:54:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (0) | Send This Post

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He is not a president he is a "Dude"

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Anonymous : 11/1/10 5:51 PM

These people obviously need to smoke more pot. If I may be so bold, I hear this year's crop of "Dr. Walker’s Daze" is especially good.

"A deep, rich taste highlighted by a fruity sweetness, a certain spiciness, and [a] hint of pepper."

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Chuck Martel : 11/2/10 1:15 PM

Where is Emily Litella when you need her?

Oh. Never mind.

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Anonymous : 11/2/10 5:05 PM

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Jeanne Dielman, 23 Quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles

snooze

I watched every bit of this film. Because I was certain that a spectacular pay-off awaited those who subjected themselves to the full, mind-numbingly boring three-hour-twenty-one minutes it took.

Oye.

Jeanne Dielman is an anally retentive widow who prostitutes herself once a day to pay for her, and her college-aged son's subsistence, We watch her making dinner. Actually. Buying potatoes. Peeling potatoes. Stirring the potatoes. Serving the potatoes. Eating the potatoes. Before I watched it, I read somewhere that this is the 19th best film ever made. But not for everyone; only truly erudite, sensitive movie goers. That sounded like me, to me.

We never see Jeanne during one of her assignations, which after all is why I bothered to begin with. She goes into her room with the gentleman caller, and is next seen leaving, handing the client his hat,coat, muffler and umbrella, and receiving one crisp 100 note which she deposits into a terrine. Then she scrubs her body, and scrubs the tub just as vigorously. It's seems that she's trying to wash away the defilement. Then she finishes making dinner. I think we get to see three of these cycles. Until the last guy. Here, she lays on her bed with him on her, seemingly motionless, but bringing her to orgasm which you sense is an epiphany; one that very much upsets her. She stabs him in the heart with a scissors and gets gets dressed. Movie ends.

I couldn't figure out what the hell this was. But now, here's what I think. This artsy-fartsy movie was made by, and for feminists who were at the time (1975) just discovering how useless men are. They put their thing in you, a joyless task for women, for which the woman is rewarded with a life of endless, unfulfilled tedium. All this so he'll give you money for groceries -- to feed him. And here comes this guy who gives her an orgasm! And that threatens her commitment to the sisterhood; to the cause. He must be excised. Take my word for it; you don't want to watch it (on NetFlix).

She's not that cute. Her meals look bland.

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3 1/2 hours shot to hell Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 11/01/2010 03:56:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (9) | Send This Post

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I don't care for potatoes much anyway
MM

How is that NetFlix anyway Rog, I guess I'll be the last one? Again.

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Anonymous : 11/1/10 4:44 PM

We pay $9+ a month for which we get unlimited movies sent one at a time. Don't bother with it anymore. I stream Netfix right to the tv and watch the Instant View movies. Very happy with it. Never ever a late fee.

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Rodger the Real King of France : 11/1/10 4:54 PM

Let me see if I understand. Women dont like sex. All sex is rape. Ect. But the single most important thing to a feminist is abortion?
Tim

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Anonymous : 11/1/10 4:55 PM

there ya go

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Rodger the Real King of France : 11/1/10 5:33 PM

The one disc at a time plan is fantastic just for the unlimited access to free streaming shows. They just released all the seasons of Monk and I'm watching the last year's season of L&O: SVU that went immediately to free. I didn't join years ago because they don't offer special editions or the second disc of extras, but I'm over that phase now.

Emerson

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Anonymous : 11/1/10 8:10 PM

So, you're saying fast forward to the end and it's a snuff?

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Juice : 11/2/10 6:46 AM

As usual Juice, You have distilled it to it's essence.
Tim

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Anonymous : 11/2/10 8:22 AM

I've just about had a snuff of this juice

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Rodger the Real King of France : 11/2/10 8:46 AM

@Tim @Rodgie = ;p

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Juice : 11/2/10 2:51 PM

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Grizzly After Medium Rare Bison

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It was a bison, badly burned from an encounter with one of the numerous hot spots in Yellowstone National Park.

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A grizzly was chasing the buffalo (which was practically cooked already) and gaining quickly.

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The two beasts passed the man by without paying any notice.

The result: these 14 hair-raising pictures.

We pick our tale up where the photos end.

Wypiszinski says once in the safety of the woods the bison out maneuvered the grizzly, escaping to live exactly one more day.

Park rangers had to put the bison down due to the injuries it sustained.

Wypiszinski said the whole event was over just as quickly as it happened.

Just another day in Yellowstone National Park. [Full story and 14 pictures]

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Bison v Grizzly Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 11/01/2010 12:12:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (7) | Send This Post

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Such a heart break to see that bison suffering the ravages of a hot spring. However, better if the bear got to eat him than just be put down by a ranger.

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Juice : 11/1/10 12:51 PM

Medium rare buffalo-yum!
RAK

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Anonymous : 11/1/10 1:27 PM

As an old boss of mine used to say, "Survival is one hell of a motivator."

Casca

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Anonymous : 11/1/10 2:35 PM

A metaphor for the Montana-Colorado game?

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clem : 11/1/10 3:11 PM

The bear's thought. Why would I want to gnaw on a stringy funny tasting human when there is this wonderful smelling BBQ on hoof All I got to do is catch it.

Buffalo thought, Someone shoot Me please so I wont be eaten alive.

The man with the camera's thought. Oh S*** Ho S*** Oh S***..

SherryM

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Anonymous : 11/1/10 3:44 PM

The comment from "Melissa" at the link is priceless!!

(...and these self-same folks vote...truly terrifying!)

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FishStyx : 11/1/10 10:50 PM

I don't know about you, SherryM, but I've been known to snag a bit of cold cut on my way to the barbecue for another full-size hamburger.
Maybe the bear isn't as easily distracted as I am.

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Anonymous : 11/2/10 12:00 PM

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Romantic Pigs

Tom Smith

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Shocking Video Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 11/01/2010 11:49:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (7) | Send This Post

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I hate when that happens.

Casca

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Anonymous : 11/1/10 12:03 PM

laugh

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Rodger the Real King of France : 11/1/10 12:14 PM

come'on baby light my fire...

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Anonymous : 11/1/10 1:21 PM

Great analogy for tomorrow. Government (on top, the more equal pigs) screwing the general populace(on bottom, less equal pigs) finally gets backed up against the wall. (tomorrow, or, if they steal the election, the 2nd..)

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Anonymous : 11/1/10 2:44 PM

I suspect electricity is involved.
Tim

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Anonymous : 11/1/10 4:56 PM

I once burned my butt on a woodstove , in a very similar situation ! LMFAO : ) smibsid

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Anonymous : 11/1/10 5:12 PM

Hey Baby! If you ask me, that time it was electric!

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pdwalker : 11/1/10 8:08 PM

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A powerful argument
and some interesting stats

cuzzin ricky

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Hidden Obamacare Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 11/01/2010 11:40:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (8) | Send This Post

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Dang, my nipples are hard.

Casca

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Anonymous : 11/1/10 12:10 PM

Whoa Casca, I didn't think you went that way ...

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Rodger the Real King of France : 11/1/10 4:18 PM

And y'all have been saying the reduction in practicing doctors is the fault of trial lawyers.

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Chuck Martel : 11/1/10 4:50 PM

Wow! What a great way to keep the Canadians from freeloading off the American Health Care system.

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pdwalker : 11/1/10 8:06 PM

They'll institute a physician draft.
Then they'll change MD requirements to be basically PEs, then RNs, then EMTs.
(the Soviets did something similar)
I ain't laughin'.

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DougM : 11/2/10 5:00 AM

Physician drafts result in said doctors leaving the country.

Happened in Europe ... all the competent doctors walked. Belgium even drafted doctors into the army, but was not able to prevent them from just walking across the border after they had gotten their financial assets out.

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Kristopher : 11/2/10 12:25 PM

Oh, and Britain and Australia are now reduced to hiring doctors from Pakistan and India.

The situation is a little better in Australia, as they still have private medical care ... they can still compete with the state run system there under Oz law.

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Kristopher : 11/2/10 12:28 PM

cuzzin ricky said try finding a California MD with a last name fewer than 12 syllables.

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Rodger the Real King of France : 11/2/10 12:55 PM

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Jim Inhof’s list of GOP Senate winners

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Inhof’s sure winner list

“We’ve got Arkansas, Colorado, Illinois, Indiana, Pennsylvania, Nevada, Washington, Wisconsin and North Dakota. West Virginia is the newest one on here and that brings us to 10.” This is an ambitious list, yet it too falls short.

Senator Inhof has left a few more off the list: Connecticut and Delaware, yes Connecticut and Delaware. Here's why ..

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Inhof’s list Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 11/01/2010 11:21:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (4) | Send This Post

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I'm thinking the greatest GOP victory since reconstruction. There is a powerful spirit awake in the land.

Casca

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Anonymous : 11/1/10 12:14 PM

Getting Tom Tancredo elected Gov is my number one hope. Colorado would have the most conservative governor in the country. He has said he will get together with governors in Texas, Arizona and NJ and flex our 10th Amendment rights.

Second has been a months long effort to put Ed "union thug" Perlmutter in the unemployment line, my current Rep in CO-7

But third would be to see Christine O'Donnell ream Coons. I have sent more dough to her then anyone but my first two hopes. It is absolutely disgusting the smearing they have done to her. What gives me hope are the numerous trips both Obama and Biden have made there to campaign for Coons-that shouldn't even be necessary in such a blue state.
MM

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Anonymous : 11/1/10 12:16 PM

Hmmm, 10 + 2 would be 12 Senators and I think the majority of those 12 would be Tea Party types? That being the case and if they co-ordinated with the Tea Party Types in the House it could become a very nervous time for the Old Boy Country Club Republicans/RINO's, not just the Democrats. Payback is hell.

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toadold : 11/1/10 1:02 PM

Did my duty! Love OK - no SEIU, Acorn, Black Panthers. Just a lot of smiling, busy people.

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Merrily : 11/1/10 3:45 PM

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How to use your power as a senator to send
$8 million in cold cash to your son, by Barbara Boxer
(D-CA). Also: The Hill scrubs story from website

PS- Doug also has the best pictures from Jon Stewart's rally.

Labels: Boxer, Democrat Crime

BOXER - WHOA! Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 11/01/2010 10:37:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (2) | Send This Post

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I saw where Home Depot was running a special on tar and feathers over the weekend. The pallets were pretty much empty by 10:30 Saturday morning.

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Chuck Martel : 11/1/10 10:46 AM

That late, eh?

M

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Mark Alger : 11/2/10 9:33 AM

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ACORN STILL ACTIVE

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Tick Tock. Tick Tock. November 2nd approaches. A guy [went] in to cast an early ballot here and asked, "Is this where I pick up my five ballots, or do I need to go to the ACORN office for that?"
LOL. Everyone knows who the crooks are.
Well, almost everyone. [Posted by: Liam-still On WaPOST]

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See
SEE Notorious ACORN aiding Sestak campaign

AND MORE ...

Note- This clip was posted by George Soro's Media Matters of all places, where it elicited comments like this one:

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Remember that, in the history of this country, the Republicans have a much worse track record on voter fraud than the Democrats, Fox Propaganda, and plan your programming accordingly. Except, you won't do that, will you? Because you insist on failing to live up to 'fair and balanced', which is how you got the name Fox Propaganda in the first place.

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ACORN Strikes Again Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 11/01/2010 10:11:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (1) | Send This Post

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I watched the Fox News video a couple times, and have the following observation:
I didn't hear anybody accuse a party, group or individual of tampering or fraud. I heard spokespersons from both major parties, and only the Democrat spokesman felt compelled to say there was no proof, and that the Democrats didn't do it.
As a parent, I've encountered that kind of response before. Just sayin', is all.
MichigammeDave
p.s. - WV - "demin"! How do it know?

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But then he was appointed federal judge Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 11/01/2010 09:18:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (4) | Send This Post

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How Bob(not his real name) became a progressive liberal.

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Anonymous : 11/1/10 9:28 AM

My late son told a friend while on the way to the cancer center for radiation on a brain tumor that the only thing he really feared was that the treatment would turn him into a liberal. It never did.

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Esteve : 11/1/10 9:46 AM

I don't even know you outside of this forum esteve, but than you for that. I can't think of anything worse than outliving your kids.

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Rodger the Real King of France : 11/1/10 10:16 AM

I've been traveling all day and just got home. Thanks for the kind words.

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Esteve : 11/1/10 11:18 PM

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It gets better ..
WaPost, Politico & Soros working in concert

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“There’s nothing better than being lectured by liars on what proper journalism is ... Greg Sargent never called me. Is that the standard for proper journalism? How many sources does he have to make this allegation? - Andrew Brietbart

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The [must watch] backdrop

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Big Government publisher Andrew Breitbart responded to attacks from the Washington Post’s Greg Sargent and Politico’s Ben Smith on Sunday about the audio tapes [transcript] he released showing CBS employees in Alaska conspiring to damage GOP Senate candidate Joe Miller’s reputation.
Read more:

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The Spirit of Dan Rather

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'corrupt bastards' Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 11/01/2010 09:05:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (4) | Send This Post

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"...Those are corrupt bastards!"
FWI Dan Fagen, the radio talk show host, that MurCowski(I refuse to spell it correctly) is NOT a Palin ally.
great video Rodger.
RAK

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Anonymous : 11/1/10 10:42 AM

I keep repeating: WHEN is someone going to investigate and prosecute the FOREIGN, NON-CITIZEN George Soros for interfering in our sovereign election process????

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TimO : 11/1/10 11:14 AM

Actually, I used to think that Soros was NOT a citizen, until I was schooled. He was naturalized some time ago.

Can we have a do-over on that naturalization?

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Linda : 11/1/10 6:36 PM

Can we have a do-over on that naturalization?

If it can be proved he lied or falsified anything used to gain entry to the USA or applying for naturalization, he can be sent back, and stripped of his US citizenship.
Free speech is free speech, but that does NOT include such hijinks as thuggery, slicing tired, bullying and various other criminal activities. He uses cutouts to keep his name 'clean', but it can be pointed out that his money has bought a lot of the above illegal activities...
Personalize it, smear it, ridicule it. Where it is spelled S O R O S.

My ? is why does he want to destroy that which has enabled him to get richer than Croesus? He can't be elected to the White House.
tomw

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Anonymous : 11/2/10 9:47 AM

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Monday, November 01, 2010

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