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This resonates because
of a similar experience I had, around that same time. One very
snowy Sunday we came back from church and discovered that our
Washington Post had not been delivered. Since we'd passed
the delivery van on the way home, I knew he'd been in the
neighborhood. I checked the neighbor's box, and it was stuffed
with a WaPost. I dropped everyone off, and went looking for the
van. When I caught up with him I rolled down my
window and yelled, "Hey, we didn't get our paper." He responded, "Did you happen to notice it's snowing
ass-hole?"
Whoa!
"look,
you already delivered my street and I didn't get a paper"
"what's your street?"
"Oak
Hill"
"I delivered you"
"no you
didn't"
"Bullshit. I have no papers left, which means I delivered you."
"goddammit,
no you didn't"
"fuck you."
He drove off. When I got home I was way hot. Way. I called
the WaPost and told the operator what happened. She took my
number and said they'd get me a paper. Five minutes later the
phone rang, and I found myself talking with Donald Graham,
Katherine's son (and now chief executive officer and chairman of the
board). He asked me to relate again what happened.
About thirty minutes later, a knock on the door. It's the
delivery guy, and he is now in full supplicant mode. Gives me a
paper and explains that, I dunno, his wife left him, his house burned
down and he has leprosy, etc. I generously absolved him.
Ten minutes later Don calls again. He spends two minutes
apologizing, and explaining how much they value my business, etc., and
the driver has assured him this will never happen again. I was
impressed. Still am.
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THAT should have been an ass-chewing worthy of enshrinement in the Hall of Fame. I'd love to have heard it.
ReplyDeleteM
I believe Donald was an Infantry Officer in Vietnam.
ReplyDeleteI do miss WFB's Notes & Asides.
Casca
My letter went something along the lines of,
ReplyDelete"There was a copy of the WaPo in my box this morning. Please don't let it happen again."
Ah Doug, 3 steps ahead of the class. Give us some time to catch up.
ReplyDelete"Did you happen to notice it's snowing ass-hole?"
ReplyDelete???
Here in Ohio it always just snows snow.....
Do you live near Washington D.C.?