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"My name is Barry Soetoro, and while I
hold citizenship in both
Indonesia and Kenya, I am wearing traditional Kenyan bus-boy
garb. My
grandfather served as cook to a British army officer where he gathered
secrets for the Mau Mau movement, and was beaten by the British.
He
was later able to behead that very officer. My uncle was given
the
American Medal of Honor for being the first person to free the
prisoners at Dachau in World War II, and he flew 112 missions in a MiG
15. Although I live in a mud hut, I won the Kenyan District Three
spelling contest by correctly spelling "Mn-cluck-click-click-nngagayapato-click-munyumbowant-cluck-cluck."
which means "to neutralize." As a result I am the first person
from my
village to attend university. I begin classes at Accidental
College
here in Los Angeles next month where I will study politics and hope to
play American football. |
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* Barry won $300
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OJ and Tanto! Accidental College. :D
ReplyDeletePanel must have been libs. Won't see the truth when it's standing before them.
I see only one honest man up there, but he used to hand out with a masked man and rub his butt on a Scout, so ...
ReplyDeleteTo Tell The Truth, the fingers are crossed so it is ok to lie. It also started off on CBS, so there is no need for truth there.
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