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remember when newly elected mayor Rudy Giulianni explained what would
be involved in cleaning up crime in NYC. Begin with the the small
things. Graffiti, public urination, winos sleeping on the street,
etc. Remember? There were howls of protest from the
Manhattan elite of course, but only until they noticed that, by God,
New York was suddenly a nice place to live. I woke this morning
to do my share. To make the USA a better place by exposing
culture gone bad, and how to change it. The simple things matter.
Like mayonnaise (cheese?) on a fkn hot dog? You might just as well use
catchup. (Roll-Over)
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There's a hotdog somewhere in that picture???
ReplyDeleteTaking care of the small stuff leads to people suddenly caring about the bigger stuff. That's what NYC did for their crime, they began by declaring war on graffiti. Yes, graffiti. See the Broken-Window Theory for an explanation as to why this works. Drummermanrick
ReplyDeleteMy she has nice um, uh attributes doesn't she??? She seems to have that weiner under control too doesn't she??? Bet she could handle several....I am such a pig and I will likely go to hell for that.
ReplyDeleteBolivar
I'd 'cheese' her right below the reace sign.
ReplyDeleteThis is interpretive hotdog eatings version of the Clinton-Lewinski affair....with extra mayo...
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ReplyDeleteHell yes, ketchup. And mustard. And as many diced onions as the thing will hold. Supposed to be a free country, and NO ONE made you the damn Hot Dog Czar.
This is just about as dumb as those fat head pizza shop owners in New York telling me I can't have bacon on my pie because it "ain't autentic." Blow me Chumlee, I'll take my business elsewhere.
So Rodge is a danged hot-dog nazi.
ReplyDeleteAbas weenieism!
Go pro-choice! Use a condiment!
(What? Yeah, I know ... typical mustard'n ketchup attitude.)
I prefer hamburgers with cheese, bacon, and onion. When I have a hot dog, I like ketchup and onions. Like the DemCong say, "My body, my choice!"
ReplyDeleteThe young lady in the photo has obvious talent and should be encouraged.
Brigadier Major Mike
Not a Wisconsin Teacher
I see that picture of this obviously "healthy" young lady, and all I wanna do is get done there in that canyon and yodel!
ReplyDeleteSwear-to-gawd, wv is yankha!
Also the cops found that when they rousted a grafiti "artist" they would find drugs, weapons, and/or and outstanding warrant. The guys that did the "small" crimes were often guilty of committing large ones.
ReplyDeleteHarry Callahan: Having to wade through the scum of this city, being swept away by bigger and bigger waves of corruption, apathy and red tape. Nah, that doesn't bother me. But you know what does bother me?
ReplyDeleteBurly Detective: What?
Harry Callahan: You know what makes me really sick to my stomach?
Burly Detective: What?
Harry Callahan: Is watching you stuff your face with those hot dogs. Nobody, I mean NOBODY puts ketchup on a hot dog.
Made My Day!
ReplyDeleteI think the best hotdog is made with coleslaw....
ReplyDeleteMY coleslaw has the addition of chopped bell peppers and ground horseradish (in vinegar).Also has chopped green onions and a little sugar,and a few dashes of green (Tabasco) jalepeno sauce.
Now THAT'S the best hotdog in the world..... In my opinion of course.
Likes me my dawg with crumbled up burger on top. With ketchup, mustard, arugula, and lobster. With goats-head soup for dipping. Mighty fine.
ReplyDeleteTuring word: trablami. Yeah, throw some of that on too, sounds tasty.
Doesn't anyone eat relish anymore?
ReplyDeleteI tend to eat with relish. Close enough?
ReplyDeleteBrigadier Major Mike