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Saturday, March 26, 2011

ABSOlutely nuts

ASBO, coming soon to an
erstwhile colony near you

The end of fun- just stab me in the liver why don't you?
      A 13-year-old forbidden to use the word “grass” as a term of abuse in order to threaten people. [as in, "Get The Hell Offa My Lawn" ?!?

    The youngest person to be threatened with an ASBO, a two-year-old boy accused of kicking a football at windows over a fence 7 feet (2 m) high and verbally abusing residents when asked to stop.

    A woman was forbidden to make excessive noise during sex anywhere in England. [define "excessive"]

    The oldest recipient of an ASBO, an 87-year-old man who was sarcastic to his neighbours. [Old Man Sarcasm: Killer!]


Yet another reason I’d rather visit Wyoming…. - e-C

3 comments:

  1. In UKenglish, "a grass" is a snitch and "to grass" is to snitch.

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  2. Sex without noise? How does one do that?

    Casca

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