scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Try a peanut butter and bacon sandwich. You don't know what you're missing. For extra artery clogging points, sop up some of the bacon grease on the bread before you make the sammich.
wv: kofnper, what you'd be if you ate enough of them. ;^)
Take a nice clean latrine toilet bowel just before an inspection by the odious and overzealous one. Smear just a damb of peanut butter above the water line. When it is spotted and he roars out "Worm, just what the hell is this." Bend over look at it closely, wipe the smear with your finger, and stick you finger in your mouth. Gaze into the distance and masticate a bit and then shout out. "Sir, it is shit sir!" It is an old tale but one I like.
Actually I should have said that there are a LOT more ingredients than just peanut butter in these dishes. Peanut butter is one of many and a small percentage of total.
I'll include that recipe in the forthcoming "Barn Army Cook Book" if you'll tell me how long do you leave the Hershey immersed in the Jif? Putting the Audio Version together in 8-Track. Don't tell Amazon or everybody will want one.
As kids we had no candy bars, but we did have chocolate powdered Nestle Quick. Put peanut butter in cup, add Nestle Quick and stir. Eat with a spoon. It was satisfying and we felt like we beat the odds on the no candy thingy. :) Next treat? Mix Nestle Quick in glass of milk. Take slices of white bread, peel off the crust, crush the soft center into a ball and drop in the chocolate milk to soak. Eat with spoon. Then dunk and soak the leftover crusts. Eat with a smile.
Creamy peanut butter is disgusting, yet ceaselessly useful to the practical joker.
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that's so zen
ReplyDelete"You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!"
ReplyDeleteYou got your peanut butter on my chocolate!"
Now they both taste better...
I've used creamy peanut butter in Asian cooking in a noodle s dish and as a glaze on roast meat.
ReplyDeleteThese are small amounts of course.
That crap is death in a jar to me.
ReplyDeleteTry a peanut butter and bacon sandwich. You don't know what you're missing. For extra artery clogging points, sop up some of the bacon grease on the bread before you make the sammich.
ReplyDeletewv: kofnper, what you'd be if you ate enough of them. ;^)
Take a nice clean latrine toilet bowel just before an inspection by the odious and overzealous one. Smear just a damb of peanut butter above the water line. When it is spotted and he roars out "Worm, just what the hell is this." Bend over look at it closely, wipe the smear with your finger, and stick you finger in your mouth. Gaze into the distance and masticate a bit and then shout out. "Sir, it is shit sir!"
ReplyDeleteIt is an old tale but one I like.
My late little brother loved beer with peanut butter blueberry jelly on rye.
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"noodles dish and as a glaze"
ReplyDeleteActually I should have said that there are a LOT more ingredients than just peanut butter in these dishes. Peanut butter is one of many and a small percentage of total.
peanut butter, mayo and lettuce sammich .... m-m-good
ReplyDeleteMy daughter gave me a peanut butter and banana sandwich for breakfast once.
ReplyDeleteWhat can you do?
It didn't turn out so bad actually.
I'll include that recipe in the forthcoming "Barn Army Cook Book" if you'll tell me how long do you leave the Hershey immersed in the Jif? Putting the Audio Version together in 8-Track. Don't tell Amazon or everybody will want one.
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Barn Army Sous Chef
@pdwalker:
ReplyDeleteThe ONLY way I eat bananas is bedded between bread slices together with creamy peanut butter and REAL butter.
Then I relax while the heart sputters...
Hairy Wombat
Who knew? (other than you Hairy Wombat)
ReplyDeleteOne should never be closed to experiencing new things in life.
Thats what killed the King.
ReplyDeleteStove 'im up.
As kids we had no candy bars, but we did have chocolate powdered Nestle Quick. Put peanut butter in cup, add Nestle Quick and stir. Eat with a spoon. It was satisfying and we felt like we beat the odds on the no candy thingy. :)
ReplyDeleteNext treat? Mix Nestle Quick in glass of milk. Take slices of white bread, peel off the crust, crush the soft center into a ball and drop in the chocolate milk to soak. Eat with spoon. Then dunk and soak the leftover crusts. Eat with a smile.
Grilled.
ReplyDeletePeanut.
Butter.
Samich.
Fresh, hot toast
ReplyDeletegood butter
a restrained schmear of PB
1/8T blackberry jam [no seeds]
Mmmmmmmm......