Pages

Thursday, March 03, 2011

Chia Head HS




Mascots

Joe Biden has been trying to have a school  named after him, without success.

But, as ABC News' Karen Travers reports, residents in Delaware's Brandywine School District on Tuesday voted against a bid to name a newly-build elementary school after the Veep, who represented the state for 36 years in the Senate.

 Obama already has six schools named for him.  I'm trying to think how I'd react if my High School was renamed for him?  And what would be an appropriate mascot name?

  • Wetbacks
  • Prompters
  • Mau-Maus (gramps was a mau-mau)
  • Red Menace
  • Men of Steel (think!)
Biden is harder.
  • Plagiarists
  • Chia Heads
  • Nimrods (AWK)
  • Assholes (now I'm being silly, but not this silly)
Obama H.S. Polo Field
Obama HS Polo Team Field
I really, really ...

22 comments:

  1. What is the mascot? The Biden Bigfuckingdeals?

    ReplyDelete
  2. Annoying Mike3/3/11, 11:49 AM

    FYI. Fisher High School is the Bunnies and its grade school is the Scotties. And yes, I'm serious.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Gotta watch out for the Biden Bigfuckingdeals. They'll keep training and plugging away until they manage to win one for the hoper.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Annoying Mike, I have a friend from Ft. Collins, CO whose school teams were the Lambkins. Seriously.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Well there's been a winner declared already so this is submitted in hopes of runner up: The Villagers.

    The H Comet

    ReplyDelete
  6. Scottsdale (AZ) Community College student body voted some years back that combative names were stupid, so they became THE ARTICHOKES.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Nickname for the Biden School: the StandupChucks.

    Somebody had to say it.

    - One Man Gang

    ReplyDelete
  8. AZ George, it's because Scottsdale CC started as a culinary institute.

    RAK

    ReplyDelete
  9. Biden doesnt deserve a school named after him, but maybe a short bus...

    ReplyDelete
  10. David A. Boody High School in Brooklyn at one time had a pirate for a mascot. A coworker of mine, who had graduated from there, never put it together that they were the Boody Pirates.

    ReplyDelete
  11. The Gaffers or the Hair Plugs.

    SherryM

    ReplyDelete
  12. Chuck Martel3/3/11, 3:49 PM

    It's too bad the banana slug is already taken.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Biden is harder.

    Well sure, if you take The Barking Moonbats off the table.

    Otherwise, not so much.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Little town here on outskirts of Austin name of Hutto has a mascot named the Hippos. First time I heard that, all I could think of was the dancing hippo ballerinas in Disney's Fantasia. I've never been to one of their sports contests though, so I can't report on the appearance of the cheerleaders.

    ReplyDelete
  15. The Fister Sisters

    ReplyDelete
  16. Obama HS: The Massai Tribe
    Biden Middle School: The Godloveyas.

    ReplyDelete
  17. Webrider, I used to live in the DFW area. Frisco's football team was named the Raccoons. The water tower was painted with GO 'COONS! until someone complained it was racist. For the life of me I do not know what they renamed the team.

    ReplyDelete
  18. If Joe can't find a school to be named after, there's a new sewage treatment plant down here that needs a name...

    ReplyDelete
  19. Steve in Greensboro3/5/11, 5:13 AM

    The Biden H.S. Dumbasses

    The Obama H.S. Urkels

    ReplyDelete

Just type your name and post as anonymous if you don't have a Blogger profile.