scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
To paraphrase Ron White: "Plastic surgery, exercise, and diet, can cure a lot of things on a woman, but it can't fix stupid." Also rolling her might require a hoist and a fork lift. If she becomes infatuated she might boil more than just your rabbit if you try to get away. As a side note while intelligence is nice is can't make up for an evil character. Imagine that chick's looks an Hillary's character.
In the inimitable words of Shaggy..."Zoiks!!!"
ReplyDeleteThen again, she could always lose weight...but I'll always be ugly. :-P
ReplyDeleteAmazing that you turned this down! Surely even the most possessive wife would want her hubby to capitalize on a fabulous opportunity like this.
ReplyDelete- Raincityjazz in Seattle.
Roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.
ReplyDeleteBrigadier Major Mike
(running for cover)
Could be worse, could have said, "I want to fuck you over."
ReplyDeleteRodger, You may want to reconsider. With some KY, there are many opportunities there.
ReplyDelete(Runs for bunker)
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Reminds me of the Rabbi's shocked reply, "Out of what"?
ReplyDeleteCasca
To paraphrase Ron White:
ReplyDelete"Plastic surgery, exercise, and diet, can cure a lot of things on a woman, but it can't fix stupid."
Also rolling her might require a hoist and a fork lift.
If she becomes infatuated she might boil more than just your rabbit if you try to get away.
As a side note while intelligence is nice is can't make up for an evil character. Imagine that chick's looks an Hillary's character.
Look on the bright side , You'd have heat in the winter , and shade in the summer ! ; ) > SMIBSID
ReplyDeleteGood God! She'd have to make two trips to haul ass.
ReplyDeleteMoSup objects to you performing acts of charity??
ReplyDeleteno ... my lack of tentacles that I faked with oranges when we were dating.
ReplyDeleteMe not so horny now. Ugg!
ReplyDeleteKelly
"The Japs cut my tentacles off in 1944"
ReplyDeleteThose sushi-loving bastards!