scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Considering Microsoft Internet Explorer is the lowest rated browser and MS's own software is often buggy they are the last one's on earth I'd trust to "fix" anything.
It's why we love Windows, and why only a great people; fearless, adventuresome, and instilled with a "can-do" attitude, choose it over pussy competitors like you know who.
why only a great people; fearless, adventuresome, and instilled with a "can-do" attitude, choose it over pussy competitors
Bingo!
We made it into Sarasota tonight, after some hardcore shopping in Tampa. Stopped into the Apple Store there and it was packed—mostly with gorgeous female Floridians. I felt like telling the few male customers to man up and get out.
Now it this solves any Softy problems, I'll eat my mouse.
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I think that's a job for Viagra
ReplyDeleteThey don't have a "I can't get to the 'fix-it screen'" option. You know, if I could get that far, I wouldn't need help.
ReplyDeleteNothing there about those stretch marks on screen when I scroll sometimes.
ReplyDeleteEasy programming: just have every solution screen pop up saying, "Press Control-Alt-Delete and reboot NOW!"
ReplyDelete(Yes I spent many years working on a Help Desk...)
When it boils down to it, any software problem can be solved by the use of FDISK...
ReplyDeleteTimO "NTLDR is missing" wont be solved by reboot, but you wont get to the above web-page either.
ReplyDeleteNo fix for arbitrarily dicking up the user interface for zero gain... Check.
ReplyDeleteNo fix for arbitrarily dicking up compatibility with previous versions of the operating system...Check.
Yep it's a genuine Windows product.
Considering Microsoft Internet Explorer is the lowest rated browser and MS's own software is often buggy they are the last one's on earth I'd trust to "fix" anything.
ReplyDeleteIt's why we love Windows, and why only a great people; fearless, adventuresome, and instilled with a "can-do" attitude, choose it over pussy competitors like you know who.
ReplyDeleteWindows! Winsdown! Windows!
why only a great people; fearless, adventuresome, and instilled with a "can-do" attitude, choose it over pussy competitors
ReplyDeleteBingo!
We made it into Sarasota tonight, after some hardcore shopping in Tampa. Stopped into the Apple Store there and it was packed—mostly with gorgeous female Floridians. I felt like telling the few male customers to man up and get out.