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Friday, March 04, 2011

Mr. Boner

Can we talk?
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve." - Democrats referring to me, the Real King of France, in November, 1992. 
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   My shrink and curling partner put it another way.  "You have a classic all-or-nothing personality."   Barry Goldwater, another old friend, until he became mealy-mouthed in his dotage, defended me once to a critic, "I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice." 
   I'm only telling you this because my grandson called last night and asked, "Grampy, why do you hate John Boner and want him thrown into a volcano?"  Sigh. Telling him that it's "because Speaker Boner is just another status-quo bullshit artist Republican candyass who needs throwing headfirst down an abandoned outhouse hole (not a volcano)" wouldn't make sense to him, so I lied. "It's because he want s to kill your mommy."  Same thing, so not really a lie.  

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9 comments:

  1. Anonymous3/4/11, 10:59 AM

    Um, are there more images from this shoot?

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  2. I-RIGHT-I3/4/11, 11:43 AM

    "because Speaker Boner is just another status-quo bullshit artist Republican candyass who needs throwing headfirst down an abandoned outhouse hole"

    If there's a currently in use outhouse hole available that would work too just make sure there's room for Newt.

    Damn'd if Christie isn't looking better all the time even though I don't trust him as far as I could throw him.

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  3. Cheesy3/4/11, 11:46 AM

    The only man standing worth voting for so far isn't a man.
    That is, if she runs.

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  4. Anonymous3/4/11, 12:16 PM

    Wisconsin governators ain't looking too shabby either.

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  5. Anonymous3/4/11, 12:22 PM

    Kasich

    Casca

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  6. Rodger the Real King of France3/4/11, 1:21 PM

    Christie will I think be the next REP candidate. Because he projects competence, and is a leader, hell win the office. We'll be better off for it.

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  7. Cheesy3/4/11, 1:56 PM

    Looks like the poor woman is being assaulted by a democrat...

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  8. Anonymous3/4/11, 3:00 PM

    "I know. That pooooooor woman, that woman, that slut probably kidnapped herself!" ~Walter Sobchek

    Casca

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  9. Alear3/4/11, 10:22 PM

    Now Casca, why you bringing Kasich into this for? His smoke misdirected the attention to New Jersey, and his mirror sent the goblins to Wisconsin. Meantime, he's about to pull the biggest run around to the public unions seen since Hoffa breathed his last.

    OSU!!! OUS!!! OSU!!!

    PS: Gerard is all kindsa quoting you there Rodg. Some would say it's out of context. Those who know, know: Boner is from Cincy, where they claim to make chili. Watery ass dog vomit, is Cincy chili.

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