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Saturday, March 19, 2011
Nice Dimples
Show everyone your dimples ....
My
3½ year-old granddaughter was in a dance contest today (for members of
7 dance schools). After her performance one of the judges said,
"You have such a lovely smile, why don't you show everyone your
dimples?"
Dimples, nipples. Sounds the same.
(PS- she won first prize in her class).
(PPS - for her dancing!)
(PPPS Update - When I was a lad
it was "Show us
your pimple"
My daughter once did that little girl-move while performing in a children's choir in front of church. Lo and behold, she had on no panties. Boy, was my wife embarrassed! The whole church laughed.
it was a competition, about 7 studios were involved
ReplyDeleteI stand corrected. ahem.
ReplyDeleteMy daughter once did that little girl-move while performing in a children's choir in front of church. Lo and behold, she had on no panties. Boy, was my wife embarrassed! The whole church laughed.
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ReplyDelete(".?.you mean that's ALL it takes to pee standing up?")
You've got a future Little Miss Sunshine.
ReplyDeleteLittle Miss Sunshine?
ReplyDeleteDon't confuse dancing (or basketball, or music) competition with that Miss Sunshine baby meat market.