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Sunday, March 20, 2011

A Platform To Live By

A Fine (40 year old) Platform
1. No taxation without tax shelters

2. All gummint social services
    should have a cash bar

3. Invasion of Mexico if they
    start acting silly down there.

Pants Down Republicans

This National Lampoon editors manifesto and founding document is everything today's Teaparty must strive for. Thanks so much to  the anonymous commenter who found it. It's timeless. I'm not kidding.

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10 comments:

  1. JMcD3/20/11, 10:13 PM

    i just see one thing that they may want to remove from the "in favor of" column....
    Linda Ronstadt.
    Some of her more recent remarks would, I think, disqualify her.

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  2. Anonymous3/20/11, 10:42 PM

    ANYTHING from P.J. O'rourke is worth your (and my) time!
    Tim

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  3. Rodger the Real King of France3/20/11, 11:21 PM

    JMcD - well, if you look at her as an object ... .

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  4. JMcD3/20/11, 11:43 PM

    True...I was head over heels for her for a long, long time.Loved her voice as well.
    Sigh~~~
    Why oh why do they have to turn that way?

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  5. Rodger the Real King of France3/21/11, 12:08 AM

    I loved her Stone Ponys days (this is still one of my favorite songs in the world).

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  6. pdwalker3/21/11, 12:59 AM

    It just goes to show, we're in the grip of the "Crazy Years". You cannot parody what is already a joke.

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  7. Anonymous3/21/11, 6:11 AM

    In Linda's prime she was not only a good singer she was HOTTTTT!!! Of course the crap started to poison her mind and shit weasels are shit weasels no matter how talented or HOTTTTT they may be.

    Bolivar

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  8. Anonymous3/21/11, 6:12 AM

    I "submitted" that link, I wish there was a better quality image of it. While I am reading PJ O'Rourke's "Don't Vote..."
    I am enjoying "In Fifty Years We Will All Be Chicks" by Adam Carolla much more. If you enjoyed the "P.D. Republicans" you will enjoy Adam's book. Adam was co-creator of "The Man Show"

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  9. Anonymous3/21/11, 6:12 AM

    To hear her sing Blue Bayou - sounded like she was singing to me and ooooo baby - I would just melt.....then you know what happened.

    Bolivar

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  10. Rodger the Real King of France3/21/11, 8:54 AM

    Back then I viewed Gov. Moonbeam in a favorable light because he was dating Rondstadt. Talk about misplaced halo effect.

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