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A man and a woman who had never met before, but were married to other
people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
trans-continental train.
Though
initially embarrassed and uneasy over shearing a room, they were both
very tired and fell asleep quickly; he in the upper berth, she in the
lower.
At
1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, Ma'am.
I'm so sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to to reach into
the closet and get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
we're married."
"Wow! Yes, that's a great idea," he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own f*ing blanket"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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ReplyDeletethat was my juice post
ReplyDeleteThat was a golden oldie, but his farting at the end was a nice touch.
ReplyDeleteGrinfilledCelt
Speaking of "berthing" is Obama's mother still alive?
ReplyDeleteDittos on the fart. It's what "kept it real." :)
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