Sister
Mary Twice-Twisted taught me that in the third grade. She thought
it was a reward for Ireland staying faithful to Rome after the (future) rest of
Great Britain went protestant. You know, better to drown in your sleep than face the four horsemen. Whatever the reason, I always took
comfort in the knowledge that I'd be forewarned, and could find a good
hiding place. Now I'm wondering whether St. Columbeille may have
screwed up his Islands?
How could this happen? Well, like this. In Columbeille's vision
he saw Nippon, which made him think of his girlfriends nipples.
His girlfriend's name? Erin. (Well, he was dreaming.) That means we may be getting
pretty damned close to the 7-year warning.
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Drown in your sleep? Maybe it's just me, but I think I'd wake up.
ReplyDeleteonly for a minute or so ...
ReplyDeleteThey say when you drowned, the sensation is that of breathing in, and that the water doesn't feel much different than air, except there is no oxygen to exchange, and your brain just goes all sleepy.
ReplyDeleteCasca
St. C. was reasonable close. The island is actually Iceland, and "underwater" is of a financial kind.
ReplyDeleteHow many years does that give us, again?
(And it's not a reward for anything. It's a punishment for Hákarl.
Oh no !!!! No more Guiness??? Say it ain't so !!!!!
ReplyDeletenah...yer safe hellferbreakfast...
ReplyDeleteGuinness, because of its worldwide success, it is no longer brewed exclusively in Ireland. Over 50 breweries across the globe work to produce the Guinness recipe.
d:-)