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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Transformer House

Trends in Urban Survival Architecture

One owner warns: Avoid decorations that might draw unwanted attention.

6 comments:

  1. I wonder if a mini gun, tastefully mounted, would qualify as a decoration that would draw unwanted attention?

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  2. Whew. The old German Normandy bunkers are less sterile than that pile.
    Depleted uranium/ceramic walls? Sharp corners that cut like a razor? Dark gray - passive bake oven? Where's the torpedo belt and the kettles of boiling oil on the roof?
    A place like that needs a secret escape tunnel just in case you get claustrophobic on a cloudy afternoon.
    Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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  3. "Avoid decorations that might draw unwanted attention."

    Doesn't need decoration; it would only take about a week for that thing to be completely covered in graffiti.

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  4. The slide outs contain the mini chain guns and the ultrasonic blasters...(to nuke rioters and swat team goons) Not sown are the tunnels connecting to the sewer system.

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  5. Putting graffiti on it would lower its profile.

    The owner should paint some on it to encourage taggers to cover it for him.

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  6. Hinges on the outside? Easy to pop and enter. Sekurity FAIL!

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