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The
87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of
breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and
asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps
your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was
looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
He said "Do you have any Rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf
of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves."
She said:"My goodness, 5 loaves...By
the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard"
He replied, "I can't believe it,
everybody knows about this s**t but me."
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Poor old man. He thinks he is betrayed by all! :)
ReplyDeleteClassic.
ReplyDeleteIt conjures up a vision of Walter Matthau speaking that line.
Angus - Barn Army Sous Chef
By cracky!you're right Angus!
ReplyDeleteClose eyes, envision WC Fields saying the line.......
ReplyDeleteNow try it with George Burns....
Now with Don Ameche.....
Yes I'm and old movie buff..but not so buff...
Been a rye bread fan forever. Keep waiting for the nutritionists and dieticians to cycle around to why it's good, better than whole wheat whatever they recommend this season. And now I know.
ReplyDeleteTuring word: mencergh. Exactly.