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Monday, May 30, 2011

Tight assed

Now this is what I'm talking about

Dis-Ass-Gaging

Committees!  If I'm there by myself, I cut her pants off with some shears, then liberally apply Crisco.  She pops out likety-split.  They know that too, but are too afraid of  witnesses. Sheesh.  We really are a nation of pussies.

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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous5/30/11, 5:14 PM

    Does this swing make my butt look big?

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  2. JeremyR5/31/11, 8:44 AM

    They say kids with ADHD can get on a swing and swing for hours and hours. That has got to be the worst case of ADHD ever witnessed.

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  3. Anonymous5/31/11, 9:33 AM

    From the look of the outfit the guy with the bolt biters is wearing, this is somewhere in Europe.

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  4. pdwalker5/31/11, 9:58 AM

    Anon beat me to it.

    It is one of those baby swings with a bar that goes over the top of her legs.

    She could force her way in, but not lift herself out.

    Oops.

    Hope she pays for the damages.

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