scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Why do I suspect that the steak sauce industry funded this guy? OK, let me be the first to say what everyone is thinking. "Man, this stuff tastes like shit!"
PETA folks and environment activists will be lining up to dine on the new creation, as long as they can determine that the process didn't cause the ingredients to be treated like shit...er...treated inhumanely...er...mistreated in any way.
Sorry, but to be considered vegan it has to be made out of vegetable poop.
Personally, I have never seen a plant take a dump. Maybe it has something to do with the shitting and eating rule. Or maybe they are so shy that they tend to hold it in until they turn brown and fall over,
You've GOT to be sh*tting me!
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Just ask a Democrat. They've been Obama's synthesized shit for two years. Mmmm, Mmmm, magically delicious.
ReplyDeleteOn topic...I'm thinking Fat Boy did more damage that we thought.
Soylent green --- ahhh, brown :-(
ReplyDeleteWhy do I suspect that the steak sauce industry funded this guy? OK, let me be the first to say what everyone is thinking. "Man, this stuff tastes like shit!"
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PETA folks and environment activists will be lining up to dine on the new creation, as long as they can determine that the process didn't cause the ingredients to be treated like shit...er...treated inhumanely...er...mistreated in any way.
ReplyDeleteHey...any way they can make fur out of sh*t?
I'm investing in Nip toothbrush mfg. co., but hey they have finally gotten away from pirating U.S. technology.
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Waiter, this sandwich tastes like...
ReplyDeleteJust when I thought I had seen enough shit for a lifetime, they come up with shit sandwiches....and I don't like bread.
ReplyDeleteI am never eating sushi again.
ReplyDeleteBig whoop - My wife's been doing this for years.......
ReplyDeleteMy ex had a way of making shit out of perfectly good ground coffee beans and water.
ReplyDeleteThanks B... best laugh of the day. I've been single a long time, so I eats good.
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In France it will be called a Pootine.
ReplyDeleteAaaaaannnnnnddd, it tastes like chicken.
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Sorry, but to be considered vegan it has to be made out of vegetable poop.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I have never seen a plant take a dump. Maybe it has something to do with the shitting and eating rule. Or maybe they are so shy that they tend to hold it in until they turn brown and fall over,
Freddie Sykes
Never underestimate the Japanese.
ReplyDeleteSoylent Brown is feeeceeees!
ReplyDelete(Ole Phat Stu is a genius.)
Remind me to avoid the sushi from now on.
"Well, you can live on it, but it taste like sh*t." — Crocodile Dundee
If this gets rolling, washington DC will be the largest 'food' producer in the nation.
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