scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
The liberal went into the drug store to buy condoms. @ the checkout, the clerk said, "that'll be $5.98 including the tax. The lib: " tacks!!, whadda ya mean, tacks???, I thought ya just rolled em' on!
Sandpaper?!?!?!
ReplyDelete"motor oil"??!
ReplyDelete...must be a Guy Thing...
e~C
It's best to keep one in your wallet so you don't forget your penis.
ReplyDeleteNeed gore-tex condoms---they breathe; put it on & forget about it. Don`t forget to zip up....
ReplyDeleteThey're available in Cleveland!
ReplyDeleteHell, you can catch a disease there just walking downtown!
The guy thing is axle grease
ReplyDeleteThe liberal went into the drug store to buy condoms. @ the checkout, the clerk said, "that'll be $5.98 including the tax. The lib: " tacks!!, whadda ya mean, tacks???, I thought ya just rolled em' on!
ReplyDelete"They're available in Cleveland!"
ReplyDeleteYes!...At the Condominium!
Gee, they got Captain Penny hats,Ghoulardi capes,Dorothy Fuldheim mustaches and all kinds of stuff.
Don't wait! ▬► ☺
Badge #69? This might just be a spoof. (jathink?)
ReplyDelete"The rich girl uses K-Y
ReplyDeletethe poor girl uses lard.
My girl uses 40 weight,
but she gets it just as hard."
We knew that as one of the verses to "Dina, show us your legs".
ReplyDelete"The rich girl uses vaseline
the poor girl uses lard
Dina uses axel grease,
for when the goings hard"
(chorus)
Dina, Dina
show us your legs,
show us your legs,
show us your legs,
Dina, Dina
show us your legs,
a yard above your knees.
Ah, thoughts of youth, and those old campfire songs we'd use to shock the camp councilors.
*wipes a tear*
oil, axle grease? Who would carry that stuff around?
ReplyDeleteSaliva is a great lubricant and most are equipped with a handy applicator.
real men know how to manufacture lubricant on site. Ahem.
ReplyDeleteI remember those verses; we sang them to a song called "Lulu".
ReplyDelete(chorus)
Bang away on Lulu
Bang away all day
What will we do
For a midnight screw
If Lulu moves away?
Sign on a mens restroom condom dispenser:
ReplyDelete"Gee, this gum tastes funny."