scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Few recognize him nowadays since his downfall, but this is the original model for the world famous "Garden Gnome". Over the years he lost everything to drugs after a disastrous move to San Francisco. The only things he retains of his heyday is his taste for "Good & Plenty", bedtime stories, and pulling wings off fireflys.
The whole point is that you leave your childhood behind and support yourself as an adult, you lazy bum! (I think I quoted Mom correctly, here.) Every other friggin' lifeform on the planet has to do this. Let's see [flips pages of book] what Darwin has to say about this. Hmm, bad news, fella.
Hold on, pal, you're a year early to the DNC Convention.
ReplyDeleteWhat teeth?
ReplyDeleteFew recognize him nowadays since his downfall, but this is the original model for the world famous "Garden Gnome".
ReplyDeleteOver the years he lost everything to drugs after a disastrous move to San Francisco.
The only things he retains of his heyday is his taste for "Good & Plenty", bedtime stories, and pulling wings off fireflys.
The whole point is that you leave your childhood behind and support yourself as an adult, you lazy bum! (I think I quoted Mom correctly, here.)
ReplyDeleteEvery other friggin' lifeform on the planet has to do this.
Let's see [flips pages of book] what Darwin has to say about this.
Hmm, bad news, fella.
He'd make more money if he smiled.
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