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Monday, July 04, 2011

Reggie the beach boy

Revenge is not always sweet.
But sometimes things work out in the end.

When Revenge Ain't Sweet

It's pretty obvious what's going on here.  Carmella, furious that Reggie the beach boy seems to favor another, prepares to take a dump on her rival's blanket; forgetting that unlike most days, here at beach she wears underclothing under her britches. Her revenge then was foul and quite messy.  There was however good news for Carmella.  Reggie, like many Somolians, is coprophagous and the two enjoyed a brief summer romance before he was deported.

Update. Carmella married Reggie and he wasn't deported.  He did leave her the next day however,

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6 comments:

  1. Snackeater7/4/11, 9:47 AM

    Coprophagous, eh? Thanks, Rodg--I've learned my new word for the day and it's still early. Working that word into conversation will be a challenge, though. Maybe I'll go hang out by the Democrat's county headquarters office.

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  2. James Hooker, Nipple Whisperer7/4/11, 10:10 AM

    I had to look that one up.

    T-word: inest

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  3. DougM7/4/11, 2:05 PM

    He may be limnivorous, too.
    (Oh, yes, you will use it in an political argument, eventually.)

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  4. Rodger the Real King of France7/4/11, 2:44 PM

    farsighted limnivorous then -

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  5. JMcD7/4/11, 2:44 PM

    Yes I see.
    Many Somalians are coprophagous.
    The question is:
    "Do they bark at the moon?"

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  6. molonlabe287/4/11, 2:59 PM

    We need to ship Reggie back to Mog.

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