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Monday, July 25, 2011

A simple request ...

A simple request


Chit Chat

One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked. 

"I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff."

She looked at me intently and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"


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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous7/25/11, 6:49 PM

    My wife is my "staight man" also. I give her a line and all hell breaks loose. Go figure...

    Buzz D

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  2. Anonymous7/25/11, 6:57 PM

    Wife:
    If I die, will you remarry?

    Husband:
    I don't know. Maybe.

    Wife:
    Will she drive my car?

    Husband:
    Probably.

    Wife:
    Will she use my golf clubs?

    Husband:
    No, she's left handed.

    Tim

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  3. Anonymous7/26/11, 4:07 AM

    "I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff."

    Wife "you've been using his old stuff for 20 years"

    Yeah, I'm a little jaded...
    IrateIrishman

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  4. Anonymous7/26/11, 8:01 AM

    Yeah, I'm a little jaded...
    IrateIrishman
    # posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7/26/11 4:07 AM

    "Well, (as RR would say), When the DNA tests have been performed, about 20% of children are not the biological child of their mothers' husband..."
    So, you're not jaded, you're just statin' the facts...
    {number from memory, not biased by any fact or truth...}
    tomw


    P.S.
    TW=aendit.
    Has anyone else noticed the blue ovalish logo on the tube with the word "Endemol"? Sounds apocalyptic to me: End 'Em All ???
    tw

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