scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Sure women fart, but it's like potpourri. Where men fuel their farts with boiled eggs, pickled pig feet and hydrochloric acid, women use sugar, spice and fresh spring herbs.
Pot Pourri mean Chamber Pot(and a specially "mature" one)...
Only in America will a Perfume be called after a pile of shit: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/Draper-Pot_Pourri.jpg
What it mean for everybody else: http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTlQ8UwR6tzl5V05dSuQUXX_2p_bNhtXufN9nX3I96d2kTAwH0jDQ
It's like the expression "Let them eat cake", as if Marie-Antoinette ever gave a thought on what us the Oi Polloi ate... Or "Canadian Bacon"...up north it's called "Baloney"!!!
My father-in-law always used to refer to something being tight as tighter 'n a popcorn fart. Of course he was referring to something entirely different but, I always thought this was a funny saying. This woman would be welcome around my place - she is a looker and not ashamed to let er rip!
Women don't fart*, so it must be a queef.
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If I could fart like that, I'd video it too.
ReplyDeleteCasca
Wow!...A fart like that had to be saved up from Sunday school.
ReplyDeleteThose of you who think women don't fart, have never shared a car or a bed with a slightly anemic pregnant wife who was taking iron supplements.
ReplyDeleteAny idiot who thinks women don't fart has never shared a house, bed, car, or anything else with a real live woman.
ReplyDeleteSure women fart, but it's like potpourri. Where men fuel their farts with boiled eggs, pickled pig feet and hydrochloric acid, women use sugar, spice and fresh spring herbs.
ReplyDeleteYou believe that? Good. I'll sit back and watch.
What about sharting?
ReplyDeleteCasca
That's just Krugman coming up for air.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Milton Friedman when you really need him?
ReplyDelete"Sure women fart, but it's like potpourri"
ReplyDeletePot Pourri mean Chamber Pot(and a specially "mature" one)...
Only in America will a Perfume be called after a pile of shit:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/Draper-Pot_Pourri.jpg
What it mean for everybody else:
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTlQ8UwR6tzl5V05dSuQUXX_2p_bNhtXufN9nX3I96d2kTAwH0jDQ
It's like the expression "Let them eat cake", as if Marie-Antoinette ever gave a thought on what us the Oi Polloi ate...
Or "Canadian Bacon"...up north it's called "Baloney"!!!
My wife said I should tell you'll that women do Not fart...women poot.
ReplyDeleteron
When my girl farts, it smells like Friday night boiled oppossum!
ReplyDeleteWell then bird, that explains it. She was sitting next to me in the theater Friday night.
ReplyDeleteCasca
Hmmmm....I had always heard that popcorn farts were farts lite,hence the expression,"all the strength of a popcorn fart".
ReplyDeleteMust not be true.
My father-in-law always used to refer to something being tight as tighter 'n a popcorn fart. Of course he was referring to something entirely different but, I always thought this was a funny saying. This woman would be welcome around my place - she is a looker and not ashamed to let er rip!
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