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Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come— Coming Soon
"Winston,
come into the dining room, it's time to eat," Julia yelled to her
husband.
"In a minute, honey, it's a tie score," he answered.
Actually Winston wasn't very interested in the traditional holiday
football game between Detroit and Washington. Ever since the government
passed the Civility in Sports Statute of 2017, outlawing tackle
football for its "unseemly violence" and the "bad example it sets for
the rest of the world", Winston was far less of a football fan than he
used to be.
Two-hand touch wasn't nearly as exciting. Yet it wasn't the game that
Winston was uninterested in.
It was more the thought of eating another Tofu Turkey. Even though it
was the best type of Veggie Meat available after the government revised
the American Anti-Obesity Act of 2018, adding fowl to the list of
federally forbidden foods ... [Continued]
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Don M
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Not to worry, I'll always know where to get my hands on a few gross of Turkeys. You may have to pluck.
ReplyDeleteCasca
Not a bad yarn...err wait, yarn has been outlawed since 2019, when PETA got the "Fair And Reasonable Treatment" act (FART) passed. Now all clothing must be made from plant or synthetic fibers.
ReplyDeleteNone the less, it was a good, if not somewhat disturbing (truth hurts, don't it) tale. Better told around the campfire on some halloween eve.
And no Halloween (offensive to wickens) no campfire (global warming) Etc!
ReplyDeleteTim
Chilling, and not too far from current. Think we'll stock up on incandescent bulbs. May have to cook and heat with them. Wait, no more easy bake!
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