scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Sunday, September 18, 2011
A New novel Novel
Outline for my new thriller
Coming Soon
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The
working title is "Happy Faces On A Wet Derrière."
The story pretty much writes itself, but I'm stuck, as
usual, on the same old thing. Can the ingenue play
pinochle, and does she have a hare lip? Or not. This
drives me crazy.
so, a guy shows up at home with 2 black eyes. His wife asks "Honey, what Happened?!" He says "There I was riding the crowded bus home as usual. T When I notice the gal in front of me has her dress stuck in between her but cheeks." It looked REAL uncomfortable, so I did the neighborly thing and pulled the dress out a bit. Then she turns around and hits me in my left eye!!" The wife asks, OK, but what about the right eye?" He says "Well, she was so up set, I figured she wanted that dress back the way it was."
"Derrière"
ReplyDeleteLeave it to you to always take the high road, Rodger.
so, a guy shows up at home with 2 black eyes. His wife asks "Honey, what Happened?!" He says "There I was riding the crowded bus home as usual. T When I notice the gal in front of me has her dress stuck in between her but cheeks." It looked REAL uncomfortable, so I did the neighborly thing and pulled the dress out a bit. Then she turns around and hits me in my left eye!!" The wife asks, OK, but what about the right eye?" He says "Well, she was so up set, I figured she wanted that dress back the way it was."
ReplyDeleteWe like to stay classy here Gerard
ReplyDeleteYes, the smiley faces are gauche. Gerard would ditch the curtain all together, and have her looking over her shoulder ala Betty Grable.
ReplyDeleteCasca
The wet shower curtain?
ReplyDeleteYou wrap her corpse in it and ...
(What? Too pulpy?)
How about you turn her around and entitle it "Happy Faces in a Wet Camel Toe?"
ReplyDeleteTurn it into a video and you'll sell a million copies in the middle east.
--sapo mal
No good sapo mal,
ReplyDeleteThey'd watch the video, and then riot and demand their money back because, you know, it wasn't a camel.