| “
|
His pediatrician asked six-year-old
Johnny, who watched a good many TV, adds, just to make conversation.
Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what
would you buy?”
“A box of Tampax,” he
replied without hesitation.
“Tampax?” said the
doctor. “What would you do with that?”
“Well,” said Johnny,
“I do not know exactly, but it’s sure worth two dollars.
With tampax, it says
on TV, you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also go skating,
any time you want to.”
|
” |
Lost string bra?
ReplyDeleteHe forgot the panties part.
ReplyDeleteI hurt my hand pretty bad many, many years ago in a machine at a small plant where I was working.
ReplyDeleteThe company doctor sewed it up and iodined and bandanged it and told me, "You be able to play the piano in no time at all."
Lying bastard