scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Monday, October 17, 2011
Last Call ...
Last Call
She wanted a stallion —
but, you know, the "any
port in a storm" thing
Lucky duck.
ReplyDeleteA horse and a duck went into a bar. The horse told the bartender that he was a doctor, the duck said quack.
ReplyDeleteBest I could do on such short notice.
Buzz D
"If you've seen one, then you've seen them all."
ReplyDelete"Yeah, but this one is eating my popcorn"
Mares eat ducks?
ReplyDeleteI thought maresydotes.
(sorry)
Sarah Jessica Parker walked into a bar. The bar tender says, "Why the long face?"
ReplyDeleteA horse walks into a bar .... But I repeat myself.
Damn. I wanted to do the Sarah Jessica Parker joke. BTW, Tony Bourdaine refers to horses he sees in the show as SJP.
ReplyDeleteWait ... is that Michelle Obama?
ReplyDeleteBecause there should be a horse's ass around there, somewhere.