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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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The only analogy I can think of is giving a cabinet maker a chainsaw for Christmas. Sure, it will get the job done, but the craftsmanship leaves a lot to be desired.
ReplyDeleteLook at all the commercials for reptile failure, like Viagra, Cialis, and so on. All bought by men who admit they are weak dicks. While I understand how some may need or want it, a man admitting he's a weak dick is hard to imagine. But it must be true, and this vibrations commercial is the female acknowledgement that they've married a weak dick.
ReplyDeleteI guess the changeable tips keep her from chipping her teeth? Her husband said 'Here, now buzz off!'?
ReplyDeleteTim
Maybe so. A good advertising agency could use the same concept to sell washing machines. A really good advertising agency could sell you the towels to throw the washer out of balance.
ReplyDeleteThey're legitimizing the purchase for women too ugly or ill-tempered to find a man willing to climb on top. You guys need to watch more Mad Men.
ReplyDeleteCasca
"They're legitimizing the purchase for women too ugly or ill-tempered to find a man willing to climb on top."
ReplyDeleteWhat, you've never heard of Doggie Style?
This certainly looks like a nice stocking stuffer since Christmas is right around the corner.
ReplyDeleteI don't care what adults do with each other, but I don't like the normalization of sex in prime time.
I hope that this is an Internet ad and not a television one, but I suspect it's the latter.
And I guess that Trojan (granted a venerable corporate citizen to which we all owe a deep debt of gratitude) is now the nation's purveyor of sexual equipment and supplies.
I reckon I will have to wait for the Trojan inflatable Lolita (or Jenna Jamison, or whoever else (excluding Cher)).
Ralph, I don't know how you do doggie style, but I'm on top.
ReplyDeleteCasca
As the late Bernard Manning said,
ReplyDelete"I got my wife a necklace and a vibrator for her birthday...that way, if she didn't like the necklace, she could go fu*k herself"