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Wednesday, November 02, 2011
Panty Secret Revealed
Mystery
Theater
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I've
seen pictures like this before, but it's only now I'm understanding
what's going on. This is why girls can fart and never leave
tracks on
their underwear! . *slaps head*
I dunno. I'm thinking they have bunches of pairs, just like dental floss. Otherwise, the first pair of the day will loose the cleaning power needed to be a butt crack flosser.
Rodg, I WAS eating M&M's
ReplyDeleteSilly Rabbit. Girls don't fart they "paahs gaahs."
ReplyDeleteI dunno. I'm thinking they have bunches of pairs, just like dental floss. Otherwise, the first pair of the day will loose the cleaning power needed to be a butt crack flosser.
ReplyDelete"This is why girls can fart and never leave tracks on their underwear"
ReplyDeleteThey do, however, tend to get the smudgy brown fingers...
Women don't fart and women don't belch.
ReplyDeleteIf they didn't bitch they'd explode!
They dont shut up long enough to build up the necessary back pressure.
ReplyDeleteTim
We do not expel gas at all, we simply explode when we hit 75
ReplyDelete"Where'd you get the chocolate, honey?"
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