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Sunday, December 11, 2011

Beat My Caption!

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BEAT MY CAPTION!
Jerry! You left your plane ticket!


Honey,
bring up my inhaler
 will you?


        

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25 comments:

  1. I can't wait to shovel snow off these steps!!!

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  2. I cannot beat your caption, Rodge. But it got me to thinking what I would do:

    Tape Jerry's ticket to the end of a Slinky and start it walking down the steps. Sit back with a Mimosa and french toast - its Sunday.

    Bon voyage, Jerry....

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  3. Best extreme-skateboarding-FAIL video in 3..2..1..

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  4. Here, hold my beer and watch this!

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  5. Old joke punchline. 'Wow, it does look like they're having sex from up here'.
    Tim

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  6. And hey! Tell that "Led Zeppelin" guy that I'm still waiting for those royalty checks!

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  7. Honey, bring up my inhaler will you?

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  8. "The nearest bathroom is where....?!?!?!"

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  9. Laurel and Hardy will be delivering our piano this afternoon.

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  10. Top 10 places to give a socialist a push #...

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  11. Clandestine photo of the top-secret Slinky™ test track.

    Also,
    a laurel and a hearty handshake to our new ... ^^David.

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  12. Where's my stunt double?!

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  13. Wait wait!
    Okay, I'll pay for the air evac rather than the stretcher.

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  14. Well, that one's the up and that one's the down wheelchair ramp.

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  15. Funny thing is ... a week after this was built, they finally got around to adding "landings" to the local building code.

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  16. The last clear frame recovered from "Ol' Clumsy's" cell-phone cam.

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  17. The insurance company did not accept this photo as evidence that Grandma had absent-mindedly tied her own shoe laces together.

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  18. Only later did they put two and two together — that the bar at the top of the hill and the emergency clinic at the bottom of the hill were owned by the same guy.

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  19. Gravity ...
    is not always your friend.

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  20. All of a sudden ...
    that ticket for the cog railway doesn't seem so expensive.

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  21. The view to the left of screen must be unbelievable.

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  22. "Come back with him in less than five minutes and I'll give you half-a-crown."

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  23. If you bring that recall petition up here I'll sign it. Oh, and you have 5 seconds!

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