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Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Skool lunch in Libland



Teaching a pig to sing
by N.O'Really


As you know, it only wastes your time, and annoys the pig.

The Los Angeles Unified School District is only now learning that:


http://articles.latimes.com/2011/dec/17/local/la-me-food-lausd-20111218

Filthy Democrats
In an effort to force school kids to eat "healthy", they banished things like burgers, pizza and corn dogs from the district menu. What did they replace it with?

$20 million in fresh produce in 2010 alone.

Other delectables offered were black bean burgers, pad thai (WTF?), lentil & brown rice cutlets, and vegetarian tamales. All of which were thrown in the trash, uneaten. Some enterprising yutes started bringing kid approved food on campus, meeting market needs for what one can assume is a reasonable profit.

So now, the LAUSD has - being highly educated educators - decided to bring back most of the old menu.

My question is: What ever happened to lunchboxes?

In the meanwhile Lib Dems  need some Democratic country singers/writers to win
They have the Dipsy Chicks— does that count?




6 comments:

  1. Hey, Pad Thai is awesome. Best noodle dish, evah.

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  2. Doesn't really count - They only perform as a group on the Lillith Fair circuit. The sisters of the group play under a different name.


    Justin Credible

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  3. My Mother, God rest her soul, said this to me more than once:
    "The school is there to teach you, I am here to feed you."

    Buzz D.

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  4. You can lead a kid to veggies,
    but you can't make 'em swallow.
    (What? Well, yeah, unless you're Mom.)

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  5. Every time I read "http://articles.latimes...", I see "latrine" in that string.
    Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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  6. Proving once again that capitalism doesn't work...

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