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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Forget the tats, how about the other cake next to grandma. Is it her birthday too?

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Anonymous : 3/1/11 10:05 PM

Anon beat me to it. WHAT IN THE HOLY...

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Anonymous : 3/1/11 10:37 PM

Oh, you saids TATS. I got it.
Tim

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Anonymous : 3/1/11 11:07 PM

desertman----Grandma gets a cock and ball cake

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Anonymous : 3/1/11 11:54 PM

Nah, that's just the castle tower and Rapunzel is letting down her hair. Her long, creamy, white hair. And those oblong things at the base are just giant fairy tale testicles.

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Papa Rod : 3/2/11 1:16 AM

Kid's in for a big disappointment later in life.

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DougM : 3/2/11 1:27 AM

Those "tats" are most likely the phony kind; you wet the paper they're on and stick them on the arm. I see kids all the time with those.

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Anonymous : 3/2/11 9:13 AM

A three yr old and a 'sweet 16"' party at the same time?

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Cheesy : 3/2/11 1:24 PM

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Add paint ball guns and you
got yerself some serious fun.
14 Wisconsin Democrats relentlessly hounded by Illinois Tea Party members

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Probably aware that a posse of 14 pasty bureaucrats will stick out in a crowd, the senators did what any fugitive chain gang would do: They cut the links and went in separate directions. One did the smart thing and disappeared into the polished back alleys of the Windy City, where only the New York Times could find him.

By the following Monday, eight of the 14 had gone 30 miles northeast to the two-hotel town of Harvard (pop. 9,000ish) thinking it might be a good place to “hide.” It took just one tip from a “concerned citizen,” however, before a few amateur Illinois activists descended upon the hotel, causing enough commotion for the senators to quickly pack it up.

Flee Party Videos

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Flee Party Fun Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 3/01/2011 07:20:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (4) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

I lived in Harvard when I worked for the Motorola facility there. I'm truly surprised the population didn't make a swirlie around the bowl after Motorola shut the plant down in 2001. It was a dump when I lived there, still a dump today. Only hotel that I know of is the Heritage Inn on the outskirts of town, didn't know they got another one.

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MiketheRadioMan : 3/1/11 9:31 PM

This is such a heartwarming story. Wouldn't it be nice if all Democrats were fugitives beyond the pale?

"Yes, I remember the time when your Uncle Tommy and I caught ol' Harry Reid sleeping in an old car out behind the barn. We kicked the living daylights out of that bastard before sending him packing."
GrinfilledCelt

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Anonymous : 3/2/11 12:21 AM

I'm shocked that they're not in cuffs with sandbags over their heads being tied to telephone poles in Beloit.

Casca

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Anonymous : 3/2/11 7:49 AM

"There ought to be one day --just one-- when there is open season on senators."
-Will Rogers

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BobG : 3/2/11 12:35 PM

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You'll shoot your eye out Lewis!
Today's truly amazing thing
Lewis and Clark's "Red Ryder BB Gun"

thor

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Lewis and Clark's "Red Ryder BB Gun" Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 3/01/2011 06:46:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (11) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

an air gun!? I had no idea. Amazing!

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Paul D : 3/1/11 7:00 PM

The Navy employed air-cannons (a.k.a The Dynamite Gun) during the Spanish American War. Accuracy wasn't so hot though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Vesuvius_%281888%29

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Hell_Is_Like_Newark : 3/1/11 8:12 PM

I want to know how we could recreate these things.

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Anonymous : 3/1/11 8:58 PM

Quackenbush still makes the best air rifles.

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Anonymous : 3/1/11 9:37 PM

If I remember correctly they used bone for the seals. Apparently a lot of handwork was involved in getting them leak proof. Very, very,very, expensive. It was reported though that Napoleon hated the air gunners so much he wanted them killed on capture.

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toadold : 3/1/11 10:37 PM

Do they have any that are 800psi, .46 with a 22 round capacity that will fire 40 rounds before the psi drops off noticeably? Enough to go through a 1" pine board at 100yds?

Wait... What? Awesome! wait? WHAT! Screw you Anon. Gettin a guys hopes up.

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Anonymous : 3/1/11 11:07 PM

American Rifleman had an article on this particular gun, last year? Carried By the Lewis and Clark expedition and identified by the repairs made and recorded in their journals. Discovered in the Benjamin Collection it was donated to the National Firearms Museum. It was a facinating story.
TDB

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Anonymous : 3/2/11 1:33 AM

The Potomac River.

Bobby Ahr.

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Anonymous : 3/2/11 5:59 AM

In the Sherlock Holmes story, "The Adventure of the Empty House" Colonel Sebastian Moran uses an air rifle to murder his victim. In the BBC TV Series "The Return of Sherlock Holmes" there's a great scene in which Colonel Moran attempts to use the same empty room in which Holmes has staked him out to attempt to murder Holmes whom he thinks is across the street. A beautiful old air rifle plays a significant part in the scene and you get some nice closeups of Moran priming and attempting to use it.

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SoylentGreen : 3/2/11 10:04 AM

Stunning!! I would never have known.
--Jack

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Anonymous : 3/2/11 10:10 AM

Not a repeater, but you can drop a bison with a quackenbush.

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Anonymous : 3/2/11 10:32 AM

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THE DAILY DUH
Financial terrorism suspected
in 2008 economic crash

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Regardless of the report’s findings, U.S. officials and outside analysts said the Pentagon, the Treasury Department and U.S. intelligence agencies are not aggressively studying the threats to the United States posed by economic warfare and financial terrorism.

“Nobody wants to go there,” one official said.

Officials, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said senior Pentagon policymakers, including Michael Vickers, an assistant defense secretary in charge of special operations, blocked further study, saying the Pentagon was not the appropriate agency to assess economic warfare and financial terrorism risks.

Mr. Vickers declined to be interviewed but, through a spokesman, said he did not say economic warfare was not an area for the Pentagon to study, and that he did not block further study.

Mr. Vickers is awaiting Senate confirmation on his promotion to be undersecretary of defense for intelligence. [Full]

Of course we were the victim of a financial attack, a declaration of war, btw. I find it odd that now, two years after the question "Who piloted the 9-18 plane," was formally asked, we get this news of a "report" that adds nothing by way of discovery. What does “Nobody wants to go there,” mean? And, why?

Moslems, Russia, and China are identified as leading suspects, but there is no mention of the run on our banks, lasting just about one hour, that made a half-TRILLION dollars disappear [9-18].

Why not ask, "Who benefited most?" Is that where nobody wants to go? Bill Gertz is is possibly the best Pentagon analyst in the nation, so there's that. But why this piece? Does the financially strapped WaTimes need an infusion of readers badly enough to lean on Gertz for something? Even if once opened is found empty? I know who my prime suspects are, and nothing's changed. Because I know who benefited.

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Who Flew The 9-18 Plane? - Redux Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 3/01/2011 06:14:00 PM | PERMALINK Back Link (5) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Cherchez la femme.

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Anonymous : 3/1/11 6:32 PM

toujours

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Rodger the Real King of France : 3/1/11 6:52 PM

My redneck friend has a similar but less refined phrase. 'Nookie will make you do stupid stuff.' Thats a cleaned up paraphrase.
Tim

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Anonymous : 3/1/11 7:09 PM

I always thought Soros had something to do with it.

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Anonymous : 3/1/11 9:00 PM

I am just glad that the attack did not effect our election.

Laurence

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Anonymous : 3/2/11 5:28 AM

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Ann Coulter on Steroids Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 3/01/2011 10:45:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (10) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Damn! She can crack coconuts with those thighs.

Brigadier Major Mike

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Anonymous : 3/1/11 11:30 AM

A female bodybuilder with tits? Has to be a photoshop.

# posted by

Anonymous : 3/1/11 11:44 AM

No anon, you need to get out more. She has been cosmetically enhanced. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Casca

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Anonymous : 3/1/11 12:45 PM

Cast iron bolt-ons.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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Anonymous : 3/1/11 2:09 PM

If I can't touch them they're not real.

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USMC2841 : 3/1/11 2:50 PM

Big deal. Can she fly?
Tim

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Anonymous : 3/1/11 4:03 PM

If it makes you feel any better, her chin is tilted down to hide the adam's apple.

Casca

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Anonymous : 3/1/11 4:47 PM

I'm sorry but that's just nasty.

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Ralph Gizzip : 3/1/11 6:50 PM

correctimundo Casca, and note that there is no camel toe show !
wv: ruitter (as in root her, no thanks)

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George : 3/1/11 7:05 PM

Well why I agree you can never tell with just a photo these days, don't be too quick to dismiss a female body builder. A lot of times they are photographed right after they have "pumped" up. So In real life they don't look quite so muscular. True that way too many have gone the steroid route to build mass and havve breast enlargement because they ripped to much body fat off and what boobs they had shrunk, however the thing to remember about a girl who has visible muscles is that "all" of her muscles are in pretty good shape, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, no what I mean!

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toadold : 3/1/11 7:07 PM

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Heads Up

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$99 PC Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 3/01/2011 10:38:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (4) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Thank you kind sir for the WOOT headsup.

Javert Freeman.

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Anonymous : 3/1/11 4:07 PM

Been watching you post these forever. Just this morning I said to my wife (who homeschools our children) "we need another computer for the kids". I get home and BAM!

Thank you.

AMW

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Anonymous : 3/1/11 6:15 PM

Welcome - this is a case where the sum of the parts very much outweighs the thing itself.

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Rodger the Real King of France : 3/1/11 6:24 PM

Mine's on it's way! Thanks King!
Tim

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Anonymous : 3/1/11 7:56 PM

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Pick One,
or both is okay.

Click for this one

Who else brings you so much happiness and information simultaneously? Hmmmm? You're welcome.

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Pick One Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 3/01/2011 10:28:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (7) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Federal law nullification. I think I'm getting a woody.

(oh, and the woman might be fun as well)

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Paul D : 3/1/11 11:59 AM

I'll take the *clank* one, Rodge. Thanks for the choice, anyway.
The Federal gov't was created by the States with a stroke of a pen, not by God or nature. It has no legitimate existence outside its constitutional contract. When it fails to perform its duties or exceeds its constitutionally authorized powers, the States who created it and are parties to that contract are fully justified in correcting any breach of contract or ignoring any act or entity that acts without constitutional authorization.
Dismissing the Constitution is illegitimate, dictatorial, and a threat to the Republic.

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DougM : 3/1/11 12:07 PM

S.C. legislators are introducing a bill that would allow incandescent light bulbs manufactured and sold within S.C. to be exempt from federal laws and regulations. That would (supposedly) enable South Carolinians to get around the Commerce Clause that otherwise allows the feds to ban incandescents and mandate the use of florescent bulbs.

I think they are still going to have a little bit of problem w/ the 1942 U.S. Supreme Court case of Wickard v. Filburn.

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Chuck Martel : 3/1/11 12:26 PM

Thanks Chuck, Wickard_v._Filburnth is an early example of activist courts being Commerce Clause activist. And what a cast of All-Stars they were.

Harlan F. Stone, Owen J. Roberts · Hugo Black · Stanley F. Reed · Felix Frankfurter · William O. Douglas · Frank Murphy · James F. Byrnes · Robert H. Jackson

Nullify every damned thing they did.

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Rodger the Real King of France : 3/1/11 1:17 PM

Montana's nullification proposals failed the day after the above article was written. Idaho's failed, too.

Not surprisingly, the issue has become partisan. The left's strategy is to cry racism and compare nullifiers to the Confederacy.

In Arizona, Pima County has threatened to secede from the state if nullification passes.

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clem : 3/1/11 1:37 PM

SCOTUS and the general legal community place a high value on precedent. Wickard v. Filburn nullified about 152 years of precedent. Why can't we nullify a mere 69 years of Wickard v. Filburn precedent?
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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Anonymous : 3/1/11 2:14 PM

I would let Pima County secede, and assess to it 90% of the the state's federal debt obligation. Then I'd declare war on the state of Pima, hang the leaders and confiscate all it's property. I'm not kidding.

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Rodger the Real King of France : 3/1/11 6:28 PM

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What kind of man is afraid of a mouse?

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Men afraid of mice Posted by Rodger the Real King of France | 3/01/2011 09:48:00 AM | PERMALINK Back Link (1) | Send This Post

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"It's (Choosing a Republican candidate) like Sophie’s Choice if Sophie didn’t really like either of her kids." Anon-- ***

Mousers vs mousees.

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DougM : 3/1/11 12:11 PM

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